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Unit 12: Mark Twain and the Rise of Realism
American Literary Realism
Broadly defined as "the faithful representation of reality" or
"verisimilitude," realism is a school of writing that shares a
broad range of similar characteristics. Although strictly
speaking, realism is a technique, it also denotes a particular
kind of subject matter, especially the representation of
middle-class life. A reaction against literary romanticism, an
interest in scientific method, the systematizing of the study of
documentary history, and the influence of rational philosophy all
affected the rise of realism.
According to William Harmon and Hugh Holman, "Where romanticists
transcend the immediate to find the ideal, and naturalists plumb
the actual or superficial to find the scientific laws that control
its actions, realists center their attention to a remarkable
degree on the immediate, the here and now, the specific action,
and the verifiable consequence" (A Handbook to Literature 428).
Core writers of American Realism included:
Mark Twain
William Dean Howells
Henry James
As editor of the Atlantic Monthly and of Harper's New Monthly
Magazine, William Dean Howells promoted writers of realism as well
as those writing local color fiction.
The realism of Henry James and Mark Twain was critically
acclaimed throughout the twentieth century; Howellsian realism,
however, fell into disfavor as part of an early twentieth century
rebellion against the "genteel tradition."
There are multiple "varieties" of realism, which may sometime be
confusing. Of the core American realists, Howells bases his
reality firmly within the middle classes, often flavored with New
England sensibilities. Twain, as a "southwestern humorist," is
more often associated with Midwestern, Southern or Western
sensibilities away from the East Coast. James writes more often
about upper class characters and utilizes European settings and
characters in his work, giving it an international flair. His
distinctive "interior" point of view makes his realism much more
psychological.
Another form of literary realism, is sometimes call "local color"
or "regional writing." It carried a strong emphasis on a specific
regional setting and the cultures and customs of that setting.
Writers like Sarah Orne Jewett and Kate Chopin are consider
realistic regional writers.
Yet another subset of realism is identified as "literary
naturalism" with its own unique qualities and characteristics.
Stephen Crane and Theodore Dreiser would be called naturalists.
Many critics have suggested that there is no clear distinction
between realism and its related late nineteenth-century movement,
naturalism. As Donald Pizer notes in his introduction to The
Cambridge Companion to American Realism and Naturalism: Howells
to London, the term "realism" is difficult to define, in
part because it is used differently in European contexts than in
American literature. Pizer suggests that "whatever was being
produced in fiction during the 1870s and 1880s that was new,
interesting, and roughly similar in a number of ways can be
designated as realism, and that an equally new, interesting, and
roughly similar body of writing produced at the turn of the
century can be designated as naturalism" (5). Put rather too
simplistically, one rough distinction made by critics is that
realism espousing a deterministic philosophy and focusing on the
lower classes is considered naturalism.
In American literature, the term "realism" usually encompasses the
period of time from the end of the Civil War to the turn of the
century during which William Dean Howells, Rebecca Harding Davis,
Henry James, Mark Twain, and others wrote fiction devoted to
accurate representation and an exploration of American lives in
various contexts. As the United States grew rapidly after the
Civil War, the increasing rates of literacy, the rapid growth in
industrialism and urbanization, an expanding population base due
to immigration, and a relative rise in middle-class affluence
provided a fertile literary environment for readers interested in
understanding these rapid shifts in culture. In drawing attention
to this connection, Amy Kaplan has called realism a "strategy for
imagining and managing the threats of social change" (The Social
Construction of American Realism ix).
Richard Chase provides a more detailed listing of characteristics
of Realism in his book, The American Novel and Its Tradition:
- Renders reality closely and in comprehensive detail. Selective
presentation of reality with an emphasis on verisimilitude, even
at the expense of a well-made plot
- Character is more important than action and plot; complex
ethical choices are often the subject.
- Characters appear in their real complexity of temperament and
motive; they are in explicable relation to nature, to each
other, to their social class, to their own past.
- Class is important; the novel has traditionally served the
interests and aspirations of an insurgent middle class. (See Ian
Watt, The Rise of the Novel)
- Events will usually be plausible. Realistic novels avoid the
sensational, dramatic elements of naturalistic novels and
romances.
- Diction is natural vernacular, not heightened or poetic; the
tone may be comic, satiric, or matter-of-fact.
- Objectivity in presentation becomes increasingly important:
overt authorial comments or intrusions, like we see in
Hawthorne's work, diminish as the century progresses.
- Interior or psychological realism (often associated with
James) a variant form.
Note this Comparison Chart between Romanticism and Realism
Literary Romanticism
|
Literary Realism |
Focus on the ideal |
Focus of the real, verisimilitude |
Focus on the individual |
Focus on individual's role in society |
Artistic impressions of places, characters, events |
Photographic rendering of places, characters, events |
Emphasis on plot, action, events |
Emphasis on character development |
Setting often in the distant past or exotic locations |
Setting - everyday ordinary times/places |
Often concerns extraordinary unique characters
one would rarely meet in the real world |
Often concerns typical middle class/lower class
characters one could actually meet in the real world |
Works Cited
Campbell, Donna M. "Realism in American Literature, 1860-1890."
Literary Movements. Dept. of English, Washington State University.
2015. https://public.wsu.edu/~campbelld/amlit/realism.htm
Chase, Richard. The American Novel and Its Tradition. Doubleday,
1957.
Harmon, William, C H. Holman, and William F. Thrall. A Handbook to
Literature. Upper Saddle River, Pearson/Prentice Hall, 2006.
Kaplan, Amy. The Social Construction of American Realism.
University of Chicago Press, 1992.
Pizer, Donald. The Cambridge Companion to American Realism and
Naturalism: From Howells to London. Cambridge University Press,
1995.
Mark Twain (1835-1910)
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Mark Twain was born as Samuel Langhorne Clements on November 30,
1835 in the hamlet of Florida, Missouri, under the sign of
Halley’s Comet. He was the son of Jane Lampton and John Marshall
Clemens. He would be one of four surviving siblings, including
brothers Orion and Henry, along with sister Pamela. The family
moved to the village of Hannibal, Missouri, on the Mississippi
River when Twain was four. This town would play an important role
in this author’s later popular fiction, reimagined as the St.
Petersburg of Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn. When Twain was 11 his
father died, and he soon began working as a printer’s apprentice,
never completing any formal education. He worked as a typesetter
for newspapers around the country and tried his hand at writing
from time to time. In his early twenties, Twain decided to be a
riverboat pilot and apprenticed under Horace Bixby. After earning
his license, he piloted on the Mississippi and Ohio until the
outbreak of the Civil War. Here he often heard the linesman’s
call, mark twain, indicating river water two fathoms (12 feet)
deep. During the war, Twain accompanied his brother Orion to
Nevada territory. While in the West, he tried his hand at
prospecting, but eventually became a full-time writer for various
newspapers. Twain’s first popular story, “The Celebrated Jumping
Frog of Calaveras County,” was widely republished in papers around
the country. After trips to the Sandwich Islands (Hawaii) and
Europe, and a successful lecture tour, Twain wrote The
Innocents Abroad (1869) and Roughing It (1872),
enhancing his reputation as an author. He married Olivia Langdon,
of respectable eastern stock, in 1870 and would have three
daughters. Over the next few decades, Twain continued to write
prolifically and produced many of the books he is best known for,
including The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1876), The
Prince and the Pauper (1881), Life on the Mississippi
(1883), Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (1885) and A
Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court (1889). A number
of later works assumed darker tones, accompanying many setbacks in
Twain’s personal life, including poor investments, near
bankruptcy, and the deaths of one of his daughters and his beloved
wife. But as he aged, Twain became a worldwide icon and popular
personality, constantly followed by the press, and known for his
wit, humor, and his political commentary. Twain died on April 21,
1910, when Halley’s Comet was in the night skies once again. He is
buried with the other members of his family in Elmira, New York.
Twain biographies are plentiful. Two key examinations include Ron
Power’s Mark Twain: A Life (2005) and Justin Kaplan’s Mr.
Clemens and Mark Twain (1966). From the multitude of
critical examinations, students might find especially valuable
Gregg Camfield’s The Oxford Companion to Mark Twain
(2003), R. Kent Rasmussen’s Critical Companion to Mark Twain:
A Literary Reference to His Life and Works (2007), and
Messent’s and Budd’s A Companion to Mark Twain (2005).
[resources for Twain]
from The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Chapter IX, A Solemn Situation
Twain, Mark. "Chapter IX." The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.
Hartford, Conn., Chicago, Ill., Cincinnati, Oh.: The American
Publishing Company, 1884.
source of etext: http://www.gutenberg.org/files/74/74-h/74-h.htm#c9
AT half-past nine, that night, Tom and Sid were sent to bed, as
usual. They said their prayers, and Sid was soon asleep. Tom lay
awake and waited, in restless impatience. When it seemed to him
that it must be nearly daylight, he heard the clock strike ten!
This was despair. He would have tossed and fidgeted, as his nerves
demanded, but he was afraid he might wake Sid. So he lay still,
and stared up into the dark. Everything was dismally still. By and
by, out of the stillness, little, scarcely perceptible noises
began to emphasize themselves. The ticking of the clock began to
bring itself into notice. Old beams began to crack mysteriously.
The stairs creaked faintly. Evidently spirits were abroad. A
measured, muffled snore issued from Aunt Polly's chamber. And now
the tiresome chirping of a cricket that no human ingenuity could
locate, began. Next the ghastly ticking of a death-watch in the
wall at the bed's head made Tom shudder—it meant that somebody's
days were numbered. Then the howl of a far-off dog rose on the
night air, and was answered by a fainter howl from a remoter
distance. Tom was in an agony. At last he was satisfied that time
had ceased and eternity begun; he began to doze, in spite of
himself; the clock chimed eleven, but he did not hear it. And then
there came, mingling with his half-formed dreams, a most
melancholy caterwauling. The raising of a neighboring window
disturbed him. A cry of "Scat! you devil!" and the crash of an
empty bottle against the back of his aunt's woodshed brought him
wide awake, and a single minute later he was dressed and out of
the window and creeping along the roof of the "ell" on all fours.
He "meow'd" with caution once or twice, as he went; then jumped to
the roof of the woodshed and thence to the ground. Huckleberry
Finn was there, with his dead cat. The boys moved off and
disappeared in the gloom. At the end of half an hour they were
wading through the tall grass of the graveyard.
It was a graveyard of the old-fashioned Western kind. It was on a
hill, about a mile and a half from the village. It had a crazy
board fence around it, which leaned inward in places, and outward
the rest of the time, but stood upright nowhere. Grass and weeds
grew rank over the whole cemetery. All the old graves were sunken
in, there was not a tombstone on the place; round-topped,
worm-eaten boards staggered over the graves, leaning for support
and finding none. "Sacred to the memory of" So-and-So had been
painted on them once, but it could no longer have been read, on
the most of them, now, even if there had been light.
A faint wind moaned through the trees, and Tom feared it might be
the spirits of the dead, complaining at being disturbed. The boys
talked little, and only under their breath, for the time and the
place and the pervading solemnity and silence oppressed their
spirits. They found the sharp new heap they were seeking, and
ensconced themselves within the protection of three great elms
that grew in a bunch within a few feet of the grave.
Then they waited in silence for what seemed a long time. The
hooting of a distant owl was all the sound that troubled the dead
stillness. Tom's reflections grew oppressive. He must force some
talk. So he said in a whisper:
"Hucky, do you believe the dead people like it for us to be
here?"
Huckleberry whispered:
"I wisht I knowed. It's awful solemn like, ain't it?"
"I bet it is."
There was a considerable pause, while the boys canvassed this
matter inwardly. Then Tom whispered:
"Say, Hucky—do you reckon Hoss Williams hears us talking?"
"O' course he does. Least his sperrit does."
Tom, after a pause:
"I wish I'd said Mister Williams. But I never meant any harm.
Everybody calls him Hoss."
"A body can't be too partic'lar how they talk 'bout these-yer
dead people, Tom."
This was a damper, and conversation died again.
Presently Tom seized his comrade's arm and said:
"Sh!"
"What is it, Tom?" And the two clung together with beating
hearts.
"Sh! There 'tis again! Didn't you hear it?"
"I—"
"There! Now you hear it."
"Lord, Tom, they're coming! They're coming, sure. What'll we do?"
"I dono. Think they'll see us?"
"Oh, Tom, they can see in the dark, same as cats. I wisht I
hadn't come."
"Oh, don't be afeard. I don't believe they'll bother us. We ain't
doing any harm. If we keep perfectly still, maybe they won't
notice us at all."
"I'll try to, Tom, but, Lord, I'm all of a shiver."
"Listen!"
The boys bent their heads together and scarcely breathed. A
muffled sound of voices floated up from the far end of the
graveyard.
"Look! See there!" whispered Tom. "What is it?"
"It's devil-fire. Oh, Tom, this is awful."
Some vague figures approached through the gloom, swinging an
old-fashioned tin lantern that freckled the ground with
innumerable little spangles of light. Presently Huckleberry
whispered with a shudder:
"It's the devils sure enough. Three of 'em! Lordy, Tom, we're
goners! Can you pray?"
"I'll try, but don't you be afeard. They ain't going to hurt us.
'Now I lay me down to sleep, I—'"
"Sh!"
"What is it, Huck?"
"They're humans! One of 'em is, anyway. One of 'em's old Muff
Potter's voice."
"No—'tain't so, is it?"
"I bet I know it. Don't you stir nor budge. He ain't sharp enough
to notice us. Drunk, the same as usual, likely—blamed old rip!"
"All right, I'll keep still. Now they're stuck. Can't find it.
Here they come again. Now they're hot. Cold again. Hot again. Red
hot! They're p'inted right, this time. Say, Huck, I know another
o' them voices; it's Injun Joe."
"That's so—that murderin' half-breed! I'd druther they was devils
a dern sight. What kin they be up to?"
The whisper died wholly out, now, for the three men had reached
the grave and stood within a few feet of the boys' hiding-place.
"Here it is," said the third voice; and the owner of it held the
lantern up and revealed the face of young Doctor Robinson.
Potter and Injun Joe were carrying a handbarrow with a rope and a
couple of shovels on it. They cast down their load and began to
open the grave. The doctor put the lantern at the head of the
grave and came and sat down with his back against one of the elm
trees. He was so close the boys could have touched him.
"Hurry, men!" he said, in a low voice; "the moon might come out
at any moment."
They growled a response and went on digging. For some time there
was no noise but the grating sound of the spades discharging their
freight of mould and gravel. It was very monotonous. Finally a
spade struck upon the coffin with a dull woody accent, and within
another minute or two the men had hoisted it out on the ground.
They pried off the lid with their shovels, got out the body and
dumped it rudely on the ground. The moon drifted from behind the
clouds and exposed the pallid face. The barrow was got ready and
the corpse placed on it, covered with a blanket, and bound to its
place with the rope. Potter took out a large spring-knife and cut
off the dangling end of the rope and then said:
"Now the cussed thing's ready, Sawbones, and you'll just out with
another five, or here she stays."
"That's the talk!" said Injun Joe.
"Look here, what does this mean?" said the doctor. "You required
your pay in advance, and I've paid you."
"Yes, and you done more than that," said Injun Joe, approaching
the doctor, who was now standing. "Five years ago you drove me
away from your father's kitchen one night, when I come to ask for
something to eat, and you said I warn't there for any good; and
when I swore I'd get even with you if it took a hundred years,
your father had me jailed for a vagrant. Did you think I'd forget?
The Injun blood ain't in me for nothing. And now I've got you, and
you got to settle, you know!"
He was threatening the doctor, with his fist in his face, by this
time. The doctor struck out suddenly and stretched the ruffian on
the ground. Potter dropped his knife, and exclaimed:
"Here, now, don't you hit my pard!" and the next moment he had
grappled with the doctor and the two were struggling with might
and main, trampling the grass and tearing the ground with their
heels. Injun Joe sprang to his feet, his eyes flaming with
passion, snatched up Potter's knife, and went creeping, catlike
and stooping, round and round about the combatants, seeking an
opportunity. All at once the doctor flung himself free, seized the
heavy headboard of Williams' grave and felled Potter to the earth
with it—and in the same instant the half-breed saw his chance and
drove the knife to the hilt in the young man's breast. He reeled
and fell partly upon Potter, flooding him with his blood, and in
the same moment the clouds blotted out the dreadful spectacle and
the two frightened boys went speeding away in the dark.
Presently, when the moon emerged again, Injun Joe was standing
over the two forms, contemplating them. The doctor murmured
inarticulately, gave a long gasp or two and was still. The
half-breed muttered:
"That score is settled—damn you."
Then he robbed the body. After which he put the fatal knife in
Potter's open right hand, and sat down on the dismantled coffin.
Three—four—five minutes passed, and then Potter began to stir and
moan. His hand closed upon the knife; he raised it, glanced at it,
and let it fall, with a shudder. Then he sat up, pushing the body
from him, and gazed at it, and then around him, confusedly. His
eyes met Joe's.
"Lord, how is this, Joe?" he said.
"It's a dirty business," said Joe, without moving.
"What did you do it for?"
"I! I never done it!"
"Look here! That kind of talk won't wash."
Potter trembled and grew white.
"I thought I'd got sober. I'd no business to drink to-night. But
it's in my head yet—worse'n when we started here. I'm all in a
muddle; can't recollect anything of it, hardly. Tell me,
Joe—honest, now, old feller—did I do it? Joe, I never meant
to—'pon my soul and honor, I never meant to, Joe. Tell me how it
was, Joe. Oh, it's awful—and him so young and promising."
"Why, you two was scuffling, and he fetched you one with the
headboard and you fell flat; and then up you come, all reeling and
staggering like, and snatched the knife and jammed it into him,
just as he fetched you another awful clip—and here you've laid, as
dead as a wedge til now."
"Oh, I didn't know what I was a-doing. I wish I may die this
minute if I did. It was all on account of the whiskey and the
excitement, I reckon. I never used a weepon in my life before,
Joe. I've fought, but never with weepons. They'll all say that.
Joe, don't tell! Say you won't tell, Joe—that's a good feller. I
always liked you, Joe, and stood up for you, too. Don't you
remember? You won't tell, will you, Joe?" And the poor creature
dropped on his knees before the stolid murderer, and clasped his
appealing hands.
"No, you've always been fair and square with me, Muff Potter, and
I won't go back on you. There, now, that's as fair as a man can
say."
"Oh, Joe, you're an angel. I'll bless you for this the longest
day I live." And Potter began to cry.
"Come, now, that's enough of that. This ain't any time for
blubbering. You be off yonder way and I'll go this. Move, now, and
don't leave any tracks behind you."
Potter started on a trot that quickly increased to a run. The
half-breed stood looking after him. He muttered:
"If he's as much stunned with the lick and fuddled with the rum
as he had the look of being, he won't think of the knife till he's
gone so far he'll be afraid to come back after it to such a place
by himself—chicken-heart!"
Two or three minutes later the murdered man, the blanketed
corpse, the lidless coffin, and the open grave were under no
inspection but the moon's. The stillness was complete again, too.
[resources for Twain]
from Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
Twain, Mark. Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. New York:
Charles L. Webster and Company, 1885.
source of etext: https://www.gutenberg.org/files/76/76-h/76-h.htm
EXPLANATORY
IN this book a number of dialects are used, to wit: the Missouri
negro dialect; the extremest form of the backwoods Southwestern
dialect; the ordinary “Pike County” dialect; and four modified
varieties of this last. The shadings have not been done in a
haphazard fashion, or by guesswork; but painstakingly, and with
the trustworthy guidance and support of personal familiarity with
these several forms of speech.
I make this explanation for the reason that without it many
readers would suppose that all these characters were trying to
talk alike and not succeeding.
- The Author
Scene: The Mississippi Valley
Time: Forty to fifty years ago [from 1885]
CHAPTER I.
YOU don’t know about me without you have read a book by the name
of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that ain’t no matter. That
book was made by Mr. Mark Twain, and he told the truth, mainly.
There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the
truth. That is nothing. I never seen anybody but lied one time
or another, without it was Aunt Polly, or the widow, or maybe
Mary. Aunt Polly—Tom’s Aunt Polly, she is—and Mary, and the Widow
Douglas is all told about in that book, which is mostly a true
book, with some stretchers, as I said before.
Now the way that the book winds up is this: Tom and me found the
money that the robbers hid in the cave, and it made us rich. We
got six thousand dollars apiece—all gold. It was an awful sight
of money when it was piled up. Well, Judge Thatcher he took it
and put it out at interest, and it fetched us a dollar a day
apiece all the year round—more than a body could tell what to do
with. The Widow Douglas she took me for her son, and allowed she
would sivilize me; but it was rough living in the house all the
time, considering how dismal regular and decent the widow was in
all her ways; and so when I couldn’t stand it no longer I lit
out. I got into my old rags and my sugar-hogshead again, and was
free and satisfied. But Tom Sawyer he hunted me up and said he
was going to start a band of robbers, and I might join if I would
go back to the widow and be respectable. So I went back.
The widow she cried over me, and called me a poor lost lamb, and
she called me a lot of other names, too, but she never meant no
harm by it. She put me in them new clothes again, and I couldn’t
do nothing but sweat and sweat, and feel all cramped up. Well,
then, the old thing commenced again. The widow rung a bell for
supper, and you had to come to time. When you got to the table you
couldn’t go right to eating, but you had to wait for the widow to
tuck down her head and grumble a little over the victuals, though
there warn’t really anything the matter with them,—that is,
nothing only everything was cooked by itself. In a barrel of odds
and ends it is different; things get mixed up, and the juice kind
of swaps around, and the things go better.
After supper she got out her book and learned me about Moses and
the Bulrushers, and I was in a sweat to find out all about him;
but by and by she let it out that Moses had been dead a
considerable long time; so then I didn’t care no more about him,
because I don’t take no stock in dead people.
Pretty soon I wanted to smoke, and asked the widow to let me. But
she wouldn’t. She said it was a mean practice and wasn’t clean,
and I must try to not do it any more. That is just the way with
some people. They get down on a thing when they don’t know
nothing about it. Here she was a-bothering about Moses, which was
no kin to her, and no use to anybody, being gone, you see, yet
finding a power of fault with me for doing a thing that had some
good in it. And she took snuff, too; of course that was all
right, because she done it herself.
Her sister, Miss Watson, a tolerable slim old maid, with goggles
on, had just come to live with her, and took a set at me now with
a spelling-book. She worked me middling hard for about an hour,
and then the widow made her ease up. I couldn’t stood it much
longer. Then for an hour it was deadly dull, and I was fidgety.
Miss Watson would say, “Don’t put your feet up there,
Huckleberry;” and “Don’t scrunch up like that, Huckleberry—set up
straight;” and pretty soon she would say, “Don’t gap and stretch
like that, Huckleberry—why don’t you try to behave?” Then she
told me all about the bad place, and I said I wished I was there.
She got mad then, but I didn’t mean no harm. All I wanted was to
go somewheres; all I wanted was a change, I warn’t particular.
She said it was wicked to say what I said; said she wouldn’t say
it for the whole world; she was going to live so as to go to the
good place. Well, I couldn’t see no advantage in going where she
was going, so I made up my mind I wouldn’t try for it. But I
never said so, because it would only make trouble, and wouldn’t do
no good.
Now she had got a start, and she went on and told me all about the
good place. She said all a body would have to do there was to go
around all day long with a harp and sing, forever and ever. So I
didn’t think much of it. But I never said so. I asked her if she
reckoned Tom Sawyer would go there, and she said not by a
considerable sight. I was glad about that, because I wanted him
and me to be together.
Miss Watson she kept pecking at me, and it got tiresome and
lonesome. By and by they fetched the niggers in and had prayers,
and then everybody was off to bed. I went up to my room with a
piece of candle, and put it on the table. Then I set down in a
chair by the window and tried to think of something cheerful, but
it warn’t no use. I felt so lonesome I most wished I was dead.
The stars were shining, and the leaves rustled in the woods ever
so mournful; and I heard an owl, away off, who-whooing about
somebody that was dead, and a whippowill and a dog crying about
somebody that was going to die; and the wind was trying to whisper
something to me, and I couldn’t make out what it was, and so it
made the cold shivers run over me. Then away out in the woods I
heard that kind of a sound that a ghost makes when it wants to
tell about something that’s on its mind and can’t make itself
understood, and so can’t rest easy in its grave, and has to go
about that way every night grieving. I got so down-hearted and
scared I did wish I had some company. Pretty soon a spider went
crawling up my shoulder, and I flipped it off and it lit in the
candle; and before I could budge it was all shriveled up. I
didn’t need anybody to tell me that that was an awful bad sign and
would fetch me some bad luck, so I was scared and most shook the
clothes off of me. I got up and turned around in my tracks three
times and crossed my breast every time; and then I tied up a
little lock of my hair with a thread to keep witches away. But I
hadn’t no confidence. You do that when you’ve lost a horseshoe
that you’ve found, instead of nailing it up over the door, but I
hadn’t ever heard anybody say it was any way to keep off bad luck
when you’d killed a spider.
I set down again, a-shaking all over, and got out my pipe for a
smoke; for the house was all as still as death now, and so the
widow wouldn’t know. Well, after a long time I heard the clock
away off in the town go boom—boom—boom—twelve licks; and all still
again—stiller than ever. Pretty soon I heard a twig snap down in
the dark amongst the trees—something was a stirring. I set still
and listened. Directly I could just barely hear a “me-yow!
me-yow!” down there. That was good! Says I, “me-yow! me-yow!” as
soft as I could, and then I put out the light and scrambled out of
the window on to the shed. Then I slipped down to the ground and
crawled in among the trees, and, sure enough, there was Tom Sawyer
waiting for me.
CHAPTER II.
WE went tiptoeing along a path amongst the trees back towards the
end of the widow’s garden, stooping down so as the branches
wouldn’t scrape our heads. When we was passing by the kitchen I
fell over a root and made a noise. We scrouched down and laid
still. Miss Watson’s big nigger, named Jim, was setting in the
kitchen door; we could see him pretty clear, because there was a
light behind him. He got up and stretched his neck out about a
minute, listening. Then he says:
“Who dah?”
He listened some more; then he come tiptoeing down and stood right
between us; we could a touched him, nearly. Well, likely it was
minutes and minutes that there warn’t a sound, and we all there so
close together. There was a place on my ankle that got to
itching, but I dasn’t scratch it; and then my ear begun to itch;
and next my back, right between my shoulders. Seemed like I’d die
if I couldn’t scratch. Well, I’ve noticed that thing plenty times
since. If you are with the quality, or at a funeral, or trying to
go to sleep when you ain’t sleepy—if you are anywheres where it
won’t do for you to scratch, why you will itch all over in upwards
of a thousand places. Pretty soon Jim says:
“Say, who is you? Whar is you? Dog my cats ef I didn’ hear
sumf’n. Well, I know what I’s gwyne to do: I’s gwyne to set down
here and listen tell I hears it agin.”
So he set down on the ground betwixt me and Tom. He leaned his
back up against a tree, and stretched his legs out till one of
them most touched one of mine. My nose begun to itch. It itched
till the tears come into my eyes. But I dasn’t scratch. Then it
begun to itch on the inside. Next I got to itching underneath. I
didn’t know how I was going to set still. This miserableness went
on as much as six or seven minutes; but it seemed a sight longer
than that. I was itching in eleven different places now. I
reckoned I couldn’t stand it more’n a minute longer, but I set my
teeth hard and got ready to try. Just then Jim begun to breathe
heavy; next he begun to snore—and then I was pretty soon
comfortable again.
Tom he made a sign to me—kind of a little noise with his mouth—and
we went creeping away on our hands and knees. When we was ten
foot off Tom whispered to me, and wanted to tie Jim to the tree
for fun. But I said no; he might wake and make a disturbance, and
then they’d find out I warn’t in. Then Tom said he hadn’t got
candles enough, and he would slip in the kitchen and get some
more. I didn’t want him to try. I said Jim might wake up and
come. But Tom wanted to resk it; so we slid in there and got
three candles, and Tom laid five cents on the table for pay. Then
we got out, and I was in a sweat to get away; but nothing would do
Tom but he must crawl to where Jim was, on his hands and knees,
and play something on him. I waited, and it seemed a good while,
everything was so still and lonesome.
As soon as Tom was back we cut along the path, around the garden
fence, and by and by fetched up on the steep top of the hill the
other side of the house. Tom said he slipped Jim’s hat off of his
head and hung it on a limb right over him, and Jim stirred a
little, but he didn’t wake. Afterwards Jim said the witches be
witched him and put him in a trance, and rode him all over the
State, and then set him under the trees again, and hung his hat on
a limb to show who done it. And next time Jim told it he said
they rode him down to New Orleans; and, after that, every time he
told it he spread it more and more, till by and by he said they
rode him all over the world, and tired him most to death, and his
back was all over saddle-boils. Jim was monstrous proud about it,
and he got so he wouldn’t hardly notice the other niggers.
Niggers would come miles to hear Jim tell about it, and he was
more looked up to than any nigger in that country. Strange
niggers would stand with their mouths open and look him all over,
same as if he was a wonder. Niggers is always talking about
witches in the dark by the kitchen fire; but whenever one was
talking and letting on to know all about such things, Jim would
happen in and say, “Hm! What you know ’bout witches?” and that
nigger was corked up and had to take a back seat. Jim always kept
that five-center piece round his neck with a string, and said it
was a charm the devil give to him with his own hands, and told him
he could cure anybody with it and fetch witches whenever he wanted
to just by saying something to it; but he never told what it was
he said to it. Niggers would come from all around there and give
Jim anything they had, just for a sight of that five-center piece;
but they wouldn’t touch it, because the devil had had his hands on
it. Jim was most ruined for a servant, because he got stuck up on
account of having seen the devil and been rode by witches.
Well, when Tom and me got to the edge of the hilltop we looked
away down into the village and could see three or four lights
twinkling, where there was sick folks, maybe; and the stars over
us was sparkling ever so fine; and down by the village was the
river, a whole mile broad, and awful still and grand. We went
down the hill and found Jo Harper and Ben Rogers, and two or three
more of the boys, hid in the old tanyard. So we unhitched a skiff
and pulled down the river two mile and a half, to the big scar on
the hillside, and went ashore.
We went to a clump of bushes, and Tom made everybody swear to keep
the secret, and then showed them a hole in the hill, right in the
thickest part of the bushes. Then we lit the candles, and crawled
in on our hands and knees. We went about two hundred yards, and
then the cave opened up. Tom poked about amongst the passages, and
pretty soon ducked under a wall where you wouldn’t a noticed that
there was a hole. We went along a narrow place and got into a
kind of room, all damp and sweaty and cold, and there we stopped.
Tom says:
“Now, we’ll start this band of robbers and call it Tom Sawyer’s
Gang. Everybody that wants to join has got to take an oath, and
write his name in blood.”
Everybody was willing. So Tom got out a sheet of paper that he
had wrote the oath on, and read it. It swore every boy to stick
to the band, and never tell any of the secrets; and if anybody
done anything to any boy in the band, whichever boy was ordered to
kill that person and his family must do it, and he mustn’t eat and
he mustn’t sleep till he had killed them and hacked a cross in
their breasts, which was the sign of the band. And nobody that
didn’t belong to the band could use that mark, and if he did he
must be sued; and if he done it again he must be killed. And if
anybody that belonged to the band told the secrets, he must have
his throat cut, and then have his carcass burnt up and the ashes
scattered all around, and his name blotted off of the list with
blood and never mentioned again by the gang, but have a curse put
on it and be forgot forever.
Everybody said it was a real beautiful oath, and asked Tom if he
got it out of his own head. He said, some of it, but the rest was
out of pirate-books and robber-books, and every gang that was
high-toned had it.
Some thought it would be good to kill the families of boys that
told the secrets. Tom said it was a good idea, so he took a
pencil and wrote it in. Then Ben Rogers says:
“Here’s Huck Finn, he hain’t got no family; what you going to do
’bout him?”
“Well, hain’t he got a father?” says Tom Sawyer.
“Yes, he’s got a father, but you can’t never find him these days.
He used to lay drunk with the hogs in the tanyard, but he hain’t
been seen in these parts for a year or more.”
They talked it over, and they was going to rule me out, because
they said every boy must have a family or somebody to kill, or
else it wouldn’t be fair and square for the others. Well, nobody
could think of anything to do—everybody was stumped, and set
still. I was most ready to cry; but all at once I thought of a
way, and so I offered them Miss Watson—they could kill her.
Everybody said:
“Oh, she’ll do. That’s all right. Huck can come in.”
Then they all stuck a pin in their fingers to get blood to sign
with, and I made my mark on the paper.
“Now,” says Ben Rogers, “what’s the line of business of this
Gang?”
“Nothing only robbery and murder,” Tom said.
“But who are we going to rob?—houses, or cattle, or—”
“Stuff! stealing cattle and such things ain’t robbery; it’s
burglary,” says Tom Sawyer. "We ain’t burglars. That ain’t no
sort of style. We are highwaymen. We stop stages and carriages
on the road, with masks on, and kill the people and take their
watches and money.”
“Must we always kill the people?”
“Oh, certainly. It’s best. Some authorities think different, but
mostly it’s considered best to kill them—except some that you
bring to the cave here, and keep them till they’re ransomed.”
“Ransomed? What’s that?”
“I don’t know. But that’s what they do. I’ve seen it in books;
and so of course that’s what we’ve got to do.”
“But how can we do it if we don’t know what it is?”
“Why, blame it all, we’ve got to do it. Don’t I tell you it’s in
the books? Do you want to go to doing different from what’s in
the books, and get things all muddled up?”
“Oh, that’s all very fine to say, Tom Sawyer, but how in the
nation are these fellows going to be ransomed if we don’t know how
to do it to them?—that’s the thing I want to get at. Now, what do
you reckon it is?”
“Well, I don’t know. But per’aps if we keep them till they’re
ransomed, it means that we keep them till they’re dead.”
“Now, that’s something like. That’ll answer. Why couldn’t you
said that before? We’ll keep them till they’re ransomed to death;
and a bothersome lot they’ll be, too—eating up everything, and
always trying to get loose.”
“How you talk, Ben Rogers. How can they get loose when there’s a
guard over them, ready to shoot them down if they move a peg?”
“A guard! Well, that is good. So somebody’s got to set up all
night and never get any sleep, just so as to watch them. I think
that’s foolishness. Why can’t a body take a club and ransom them
as soon as they get here?”
“Because it ain’t in the books so—that’s why. Now, Ben Rogers, do
you want to do things regular, or don’t you?—that’s the idea.
Don’t you reckon that the people that made the books knows what’s
the correct thing to do? Do you reckon you can learn ’em
anything? Not by a good deal. No, sir, we’ll just go on and
ransom them in the regular way.”
“All right. I don’t mind; but I say it’s a fool way, anyhow.
Say, do we kill the women, too?”
“Well, Ben Rogers, if I was as ignorant as you I wouldn’t let on.
Kill the women? No; nobody ever saw anything in the books like
that. You fetch them to the cave, and you’re always as polite as
pie to them; and by and by they fall in love with you, and never
want to go home any more.”
“Well, if that’s the way I’m agreed, but I don’t take no stock in
it. Mighty soon we’ll have the cave so cluttered up with women,
and fellows waiting to be ransomed, that there won’t be no place
for the robbers. But go ahead, I ain’t got nothing to say.”
Little Tommy Barnes was asleep now, and when they waked him up he
was scared, and cried, and said he wanted to go home to his ma,
and didn’t want to be a robber any more.
So they all made fun of him, and called him cry-baby, and that
made him mad, and he said he would go straight and tell all the
secrets. But Tom give him five cents to keep quiet, and said we
would all go home and meet next week, and rob somebody and kill
some people.
Ben Rogers said he couldn’t get out much, only Sundays, and so he
wanted to begin next Sunday; but all the boys said it would be
wicked to do it on Sunday, and that settled the thing. They
agreed to get together and fix a day as soon as they could, and
then we elected Tom Sawyer first captain and Jo Harper second
captain of the Gang, and so started home.
I clumb up the shed and crept into my window just before day was
breaking. My new clothes was all greased up and clayey, and I was
dog-tired.
CHAPTER III.
WELL, I got a good going-over in the morning from old Miss Watson
on account of my clothes; but the widow she didn’t scold, but only
cleaned off the grease and clay, and looked so sorry that I
thought I would behave awhile if I could. Then Miss Watson she
took me in the closet and prayed, but nothing come of it. She
told me to pray every day, and whatever I asked for I would get
it. But it warn’t so. I tried it. Once I got a fish-line, but no
hooks. It warn’t any good to me without hooks. I tried for the
hooks three or four times, but somehow I couldn’t make it work.
By and by, one day, I asked Miss Watson to try for me, but she
said I was a fool. She never told me why, and I couldn’t make it
out no way.
I set down one time back in the woods, and had a long think about
it. I says to myself, if a body can get anything they pray for,
why don’t Deacon Winn get back the money he lost on pork? Why
can’t the widow get back her silver snuffbox that was stole? Why
can’t Miss Watson fat up? No, says I to my self, there ain’t
nothing in it. I went and told the widow about it, and she said
the thing a body could get by praying for it was “spiritual
gifts.” This was too many for me, but she told me what she
meant—I must help other people, and do everything I could for
other people, and look out for them all the time, and never think
about myself. This was including Miss Watson, as I took it. I
went out in the woods and turned it over in my mind a long time,
but I couldn’t see no advantage about it—except for the other
people; so at last I reckoned I wouldn’t worry about it any more,
but just let it go. Sometimes the widow would take me one side
and talk about Providence in a way to make a body’s mouth water;
but maybe next day Miss Watson would take hold and knock it all
down again. I judged I could see that there was two Providences,
and a poor chap would stand considerable show with the widow’s
Providence, but if Miss Watson’s got him there warn’t no help for
him any more. I thought it all out, and reckoned I would belong
to the widow’s if he wanted me, though I couldn’t make out how he
was a-going to be any better off then than what he was before,
seeing I was so ignorant, and so kind of low-down and ornery.
Pap he hadn’t been seen for more than a year, and that was
comfortable for me; I didn’t want to see him no more. He used to
always whale me when he was sober and could get his hands on me;
though I used to take to the woods most of the time when he was
around. Well, about this time he was found in the river drownded,
about twelve mile above town, so people said. They judged it was
him, anyway; said this drownded man was just his size, and was
ragged, and had uncommon long hair, which was all like pap; but
they couldn’t make nothing out of the face, because it had been in
the water so long it warn’t much like a face at all. They said he
was floating on his back in the water. They took him and buried
him on the bank. But I warn’t comfortable long, because I
happened to think of something. I knowed mighty well that a
drownded man don’t float on his back, but on his face. So I
knowed, then, that this warn’t pap, but a woman dressed up in a
man’s clothes. So I was uncomfortable again. I judged the old
man would turn up again by and by, though I wished he wouldn’t.
We played robber now and then about a month, and then I resigned.
All the boys did. We hadn’t robbed nobody, hadn’t killed any
people, but only just pretended. We used to hop out of the woods
and go charging down on hog-drivers and women in carts taking
garden stuff to market, but we never hived any of them. Tom
Sawyer called the hogs “ingots,” and he called the turnips and
stuff “julery,” and we would go to the cave and powwow over what
we had done, and how many people we had killed and marked. But I
couldn’t see no profit in it. One time Tom sent a boy to run
about town with a blazing stick, which he called a slogan (which
was the sign for the Gang to get together), and then he said he
had got secret news by his spies that next day a whole parcel of
Spanish merchants and rich A-rabs was going to camp in Cave Hollow
with two hundred elephants, and six hundred camels, and over a
thousand “sumter” mules, all loaded down with di’monds, and they
didn’t have only a guard of four hundred soldiers, and so we would
lay in ambuscade, as he called it, and kill the lot and scoop the
things. He said we must slick up our swords and guns, and get
ready. He never could go after even a turnip-cart but he must
have the swords and guns all scoured up for it, though they was
only lath and broomsticks, and you might scour at them till you
rotted, and then they warn’t worth a mouthful of ashes more than
what they was before. I didn’t believe we could lick such a crowd
of Spaniards and A-rabs, but I wanted to see the camels and
elephants, so I was on hand next day, Saturday, in the ambuscade;
and when we got the word we rushed out of the woods and down the
hill. But there warn’t no Spaniards and A-rabs, and there warn’t
no camels nor no elephants. It warn’t anything but a
Sunday-school picnic, and only a primer-class at that. We busted
it up, and chased the children up the hollow; but we never got
anything but some doughnuts and jam, though Ben Rogers got a rag
doll, and Jo Harper got a hymn-book and a tract; and then the
teacher charged in, and made us drop everything and cut.
I didn’t see no di’monds, and I told Tom Sawyer so. He said there
was loads of them there, anyway; and he said there was A-rabs
there, too, and elephants and things. I said, why couldn’t we see
them, then? He said if I warn’t so ignorant, but had read a book
called Don Quixote, I would know without asking. He said it was
all done by enchantment. He said there was hundreds of soldiers
there, and elephants and treasure, and so on, but we had enemies
which he called magicians; and they had turned the whole thing
into an infant Sunday-school, just out of spite. I said, all
right; then the thing for us to do was to go for the magicians.
Tom Sawyer said I was a numskull.
“Why,” said he, “a magician could call up a lot of genies, and
they would hash you up like nothing before you could say Jack
Robinson. They are as tall as a tree and as big around as a
church.”
“Well,” I says, “s’pose we got some genies to help us—can’t we
lick the other crowd then?”
“How you going to get them?”
“I don’t know. How do they get them?”
“Why, they rub an old tin lamp or an iron ring, and then the
genies come tearing in, with the thunder and lightning a-ripping
around and the smoke a-rolling, and everything they’re told to do
they up and do it. They don’t think nothing of pulling a
shot-tower up by the roots, and belting a Sunday-school
superintendent over the head with it—or any other man.”
“Who makes them tear around so?”
“Why, whoever rubs the lamp or the ring. They belong to whoever
rubs the lamp or the ring, and they’ve got to do whatever he
says. If he tells them to build a palace forty miles long out of
di’monds, and fill it full of chewing-gum, or whatever you want,
and fetch an emperor’s daughter from China for you to marry,
they’ve got to do it—and they’ve got to do it before sun-up next
morning, too. And more: they’ve got to waltz that palace around
over the country wherever you want it, you understand.”
“Well,” says I, “I think they are a pack of flat-heads for not
keeping the palace themselves ’stead of fooling them away like
that. And what’s more—if I was one of them I would see a man in
Jericho before I would drop my business and come to him for the
rubbing of an old tin lamp.”
“How you talk, Huck Finn. Why, you’d have to come when he rubbed
it, whether you wanted to or not.”
“What! and I as high as a tree and as big as a church? All right,
then; I would come; but I lay I’d make that man climb the highest
tree there was in the country.”
“Shucks, it ain’t no use to talk to you, Huck Finn. You don’t
seem to know anything, somehow—perfect saphead.”
I thought all this over for two or three days, and then I reckoned
I would see if there was anything in it. I got an old tin lamp
and an iron ring, and went out in the woods and rubbed and rubbed
till I sweat like an Injun, calculating to build a palace and sell
it; but it warn’t no use, none of the genies come. So then I
judged that all that stuff was only just one of Tom Sawyer’s
lies. I reckoned he believed in the A-rabs and the elephants, but
as for me I think different. It had all the marks of a
Sunday-school.
CHAPTER IV.
WELL, three or four months run along, and it was well into the
winter now. I had been to school most all the time and could spell
and read and write just a little, and could say the multiplication
table up to six times seven is thirty-five, and I don’t reckon I
could ever get any further than that if I was to live forever. I
don’t take no stock in mathematics, anyway.
At first I hated the school, but by and by I got so I could stand
it. Whenever I got uncommon tired I played hookey, and the hiding
I got next day done me good and cheered me up. So the longer I
went to school the easier it got to be. I was getting sort of
used to the widow’s ways, too, and they warn’t so raspy on me.
Living in a house and sleeping in a bed pulled on me pretty tight
mostly, but before the cold weather I used to slide out and sleep
in the woods sometimes, and so that was a rest to me. I liked the
old ways best, but I was getting so I liked the new ones, too, a
little bit. The widow said I was coming along slow but sure, and
doing very satisfactory. She said she warn’t ashamed of me.
One morning I happened to turn over the salt-cellar at breakfast.
I reached for some of it as quick as I could to throw over my left
shoulder and keep off the bad luck, but Miss Watson was in ahead
of me, and crossed me off. She says, “Take your hands away,
Huckleberry; what a mess you are always making!” The widow put in
a good word for me, but that warn’t going to keep off the bad
luck, I knowed that well enough. I started out, after breakfast,
feeling worried and shaky, and wondering where it was going to
fall on me, and what it was going to be. There is ways to keep
off some kinds of bad luck, but this wasn’t one of them kind; so I
never tried to do anything, but just poked along low-spirited and
on the watch-out.
I went down to the front garden and clumb over the stile where you
go through the high board fence. There was an inch of new snow on
the ground, and I seen somebody’s tracks. They had come up from
the quarry and stood around the stile a while, and then went on
around the garden fence. It was funny they hadn’t come in, after
standing around so. I couldn’t make it out. It was very curious,
somehow. I was going to follow around, but I stooped down to look
at the tracks first. I didn’t notice anything at first, but next
I did. There was a cross in the left boot-heel made with big
nails, to keep off the devil.
I was up in a second and shinning down the hill. I looked over my
shoulder every now and then, but I didn’t see nobody. I was at
Judge Thatcher’s as quick as I could get there. He said:
“Why, my boy, you are all out of breath. Did you come for your
interest?”
“No, sir,” I says; “is there some for me?”
“Oh, yes, a half-yearly is in last night—over a hundred and fifty
dollars. Quite a fortune for you. You had better let me invest
it along with your six thousand, because if you take it you’ll
spend it.”
“No, sir,” I says, “I don’t want to spend it. I don’t want it at
all—nor the six thousand, nuther. I want you to take it; I want
to give it to you—the six thousand and all.”
He looked surprised. He couldn’t seem to make it out. He says:
“Why, what can you mean, my boy?”
I says, “Don’t you ask me no questions about it, please. You’ll
take it—won’t you?”
He says:
“Well, I’m puzzled. Is something the matter?”
“Please take it,” says I, “and don’t ask me nothing—then I won’t
have to tell no lies.”
He studied a while, and then he says:
“Oho-o! I think I see. You want to sell all your property to
me—not give it. That’s the correct idea.”
Then he wrote something on a paper and read it over, and says:
“There; you see it says ‘for a consideration.’ That means I have
bought it of you and paid you for it. Here’s a dollar for you.
Now you sign it.”
So I signed it, and left.
Miss Watson’s nigger, Jim, had a hair-ball as big as your fist,
which had been took out of the fourth stomach of an ox, and he
used to do magic with it. He said there was a spirit inside of
it, and it knowed everything. So I went to him that night and
told him pap was here again, for I found his tracks in the snow.
What I wanted to know was, what he was going to do, and was he
going to stay? Jim got out his hair-ball and said something over
it, and then he held it up and dropped it on the floor. It fell
pretty solid, and only rolled about an inch. Jim tried it again,
and then another time, and it acted just the same. Jim got down
on his knees, and put his ear against it and listened. But it
warn’t no use; he said it wouldn’t talk. He said sometimes it
wouldn’t talk without money. I told him I had an old slick
counterfeit quarter that warn’t no good because the brass showed
through the silver a little, and it wouldn’t pass nohow, even if
the brass didn’t show, because it was so slick it felt greasy, and
so that would tell on it every time. (I reckoned I wouldn’t say
nothing about the dollar I got from the judge.) I said it was
pretty bad money, but maybe the hair-ball would take it, because
maybe it wouldn’t know the difference. Jim smelt it and bit it
and rubbed it, and said he would manage so the hair-ball would
think it was good. He said he would split open a raw Irish potato
and stick the quarter in between and keep it there all night, and
next morning you couldn’t see no brass, and it wouldn’t feel
greasy no more, and so anybody in town would take it in a minute,
let alone a hair-ball. Well, I knowed a potato would do that
before, but I had forgot it.
Jim put the quarter under the hair-ball, and got down and listened
again. This time he said the hair-ball was all right. He said it
would tell my whole fortune if I wanted it to. I says, go on. So
the hair-ball talked to Jim, and Jim told it to me. He says:
“Yo’ ole father doan’ know yit what he’s a-gwyne to do. Sometimes
he spec he’ll go ’way, en den agin he spec he’ll stay. De bes’
way is to res’ easy en let de ole man take his own way. Dey’s two
angels hoverin’ roun’ ’bout him. One uv ’em is white en shiny, en
t’other one is black. De white one gits him to go right a little
while, den de black one sail in en bust it all up. A body can’t
tell yit which one gwyne to fetch him at de las’. But you is all
right. You gwyne to have considable trouble in yo’ life, en
considable joy. Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you
gwyne to git sick; but every time you’s gwyne to git well agin.
Dey’s two gals flyin’ ’bout you in yo’ life. One uv ’em’s light
en t’other one is dark. One is rich en t’other is po’. You’s
gwyne to marry de po’ one fust en de rich one by en by. You wants
to keep ’way fum de water as much as you kin, en don’t run no
resk, ’kase it’s down in de bills dat you’s gwyne to git hung.”
When I lit my candle and went up to my room that night there sat
pap his own self!
CHAPTER V.
I had shut the door to. Then I turned around and there he was. I
used to be scared of him all the time, he tanned me so much. I
reckoned I was scared now, too; but in a minute I see I was
mistaken—that is, after the first jolt, as you may say, when my
breath sort of hitched, he being so unexpected; but right away
after I see I warn’t scared of him worth bothring about.
He was most fifty, and he looked it. His hair was long and
tangled and greasy, and hung down, and you could see his eyes
shining through like he was behind vines. It was all black, no
gray; so was his long, mixed-up whiskers. There warn’t no color
in his face, where his face showed; it was white; not like another
man’s white, but a white to make a body sick, a white to make a
body’s flesh crawl—a tree-toad white, a fish-belly white. As for
his clothes—just rags, that was all. He had one ankle resting on
t’other knee; the boot on that foot was busted, and two of his
toes stuck through, and he worked them now and then. His hat was
laying on the floor—an old black slouch with the top caved in,
like a lid.
I stood a-looking at him; he set there a-looking at me, with his
chair tilted back a little. I set the candle down. I noticed the
window was up; so he had clumb in by the shed. He kept a-looking
me all over. By and by he says:
“Starchy clothes—very. You think you’re a good deal of a big-bug,
don’t you?”
“Maybe I am, maybe I ain’t,” I says.
“Don’t you give me none o’ your lip,” says he. "You’ve put on
considerable many frills since I been away. I’ll take you down a
peg before I get done with you. You’re educated, too, they
say—can read and write. You think you’re better’n your father,
now, don’t you, because he can’t? I’ll take it out of you. Who
told you you might meddle with such hifalut’n foolishness,
hey?—who told you you could?”
“The widow. She told me.”
“The widow, hey?—and who told the widow she could put in her
shovel about a thing that ain’t none of her business?”
“Nobody never told her.”
“Well, I’ll learn her how to meddle. And looky here—you drop that
school, you hear? I’ll learn people to bring up a boy to put on
airs over his own father and let on to be better’n what he is.
You lemme catch you fooling around that school again, you hear?
Your mother couldn’t read, and she couldn’t write, nuther, before
she died. None of the family couldn’t before they died. I can’t;
and here you’re a-swelling yourself up like this. I ain’t the man
to stand it—you hear? Say, lemme hear you read.”
I took up a book and begun something about General Washington and
the wars. When I’d read about a half a minute, he fetched the book
a whack with his hand and knocked it across the house. He says:
“It’s so. You can do it. I had my doubts when you told me. Now
looky here; you stop that putting on frills. I won’t have it.
I’ll lay for you, my smarty; and if I catch you about that school
I’ll tan you good. First you know you’ll get religion, too. I
never see such a son.”
He took up a little blue and yaller picture of some cows and a
boy, and says:
“What’s this?”
“It’s something they give me for learning my lessons good.”
He tore it up, and says:
“I’ll give you something better—I’ll give you a cowhide.”
He set there a-mumbling and a-growling a minute, and then he says:
“Ain’t you a sweet-scented dandy, though? A bed; and bedclothes;
and a look’n’-glass; and a piece of carpet on the floor—and your
own father got to sleep with the hogs in the tanyard. I never see
such a son. I bet I’ll take some o’ these frills out o’ you
before I’m done with you. Why, there ain’t no end to your
airs—they say you’re rich. Hey?—how’s that?”
“They lie—that’s how.”
“Looky here—mind how you talk to me; I’m a-standing about all I
can stand now—so don’t gimme no sass. I’ve been in town two days,
and I hain’t heard nothing but about you bein’ rich. I heard
about it away down the river, too. That’s why I come. You git me
that money to-morrow—I want it.”
“I hain’t got no money.”
“It’s a lie. Judge Thatcher’s got it. You git it. I want it.”
“I hain’t got no money, I tell you. You ask Judge Thatcher; he’ll
tell you the same.”
“All right. I’ll ask him; and I’ll make him pungle, too, or I’ll
know the reason why. Say, how much you got in your pocket? I
want it.”
“I hain’t got only a dollar, and I want that to—”
“It don’t make no difference what you want it for—you just shell
it out.”
He took it and bit it to see if it was good, and then he said he
was going down town to get some whisky; said he hadn’t had a drink
all day. When he had got out on the shed he put his head in again,
and cussed me for putting on frills and trying to be better than
him; and when I reckoned he was gone he come back and put his head
in again, and told me to mind about that school, because he was
going to lay for me and lick me if I didn’t drop that.
Next day he was drunk, and he went to Judge Thatcher’s and
bullyragged him, and tried to make him give up the money; but he
couldn’t, and then he swore he’d make the law force him.
The judge and the widow went to law to get the court to take me
away from him and let one of them be my guardian; but it was a new
judge that had just come, and he didn’t know the old man; so he
said courts mustn’t interfere and separate families if they could
help it; said he’d druther not take a child away from its father.
So Judge Thatcher and the widow had to quit on the business.
That pleased the old man till he couldn’t rest. He said he’d
cowhide me till I was black and blue if I didn’t raise some money
for him. I borrowed three dollars from Judge Thatcher, and pap
took it and got drunk, and went a-blowing around and cussing and
whooping and carrying on; and he kept it up all over town, with a
tin pan, till most midnight; then they jailed him, and next day
they had him before court, and jailed him again for a week. But
he said he was satisfied; said he was boss of his son, and he’d
make it warm for him.
When he got out the new judge said he was a-going to make a man of
him. So he took him to his own house, and dressed him up clean and
nice, and had him to breakfast and dinner and supper with the
family, and was just old pie to him, so to speak. And after
supper he talked to him about temperance and such things till the
old man cried, and said he’d been a fool, and fooled away his
life; but now he was a-going to turn over a new leaf and be a man
nobody wouldn’t be ashamed of, and he hoped the judge would help
him and not look down on him. The judge said he could hug him for
them words; so he cried, and his wife she cried again; pap said
he’d been a man that had always been misunderstood before, and the
judge said he believed it. The old man said that what a man
wanted that was down was sympathy, and the judge said it was so;
so they cried again. And when it was bedtime the old man rose up
and held out his hand, and says:
“Look at it, gentlemen and ladies all; take a-hold of it; shake
it. There’s a hand that was the hand of a hog; but it ain’t so no
more; it’s the hand of a man that’s started in on a new life,
and’ll die before he’ll go back. You mark them words—don’t forget
I said them. It’s a clean hand now; shake it—don’t be afeard.”
So they shook it, one after the other, all around, and cried. The
judge’s wife she kissed it. Then the old man he signed a
pledge—made his mark. The judge said it was the holiest time on
record, or something like that. Then they tucked the old man into
a beautiful room, which was the spare room, and in the night some
time he got powerful thirsty and clumb out on to the porch-roof
and slid down a stanchion and traded his new coat for a jug of
forty-rod, and clumb back again and had a good old time; and
towards daylight he crawled out again, drunk as a fiddler, and
rolled off the porch and broke his left arm in two places, and was
most froze to death when somebody found him after sun-up. And
when they come to look at that spare room they had to take
soundings before they could navigate it.
The judge he felt kind of sore. He said he reckoned a body could
reform the old man with a shotgun, maybe, but he didn’t know no
other way.
CHAPTER VI.
WELL, pretty soon the old man was up and around again, and then he
went for Judge Thatcher in the courts to make him give up that
money, and he went for me, too, for not stopping school. He
catched me a couple of times and thrashed me, but I went to school
just the same, and dodged him or outrun him most of the time. I
didn’t want to go to school much before, but I reckoned I’d go now
to spite pap. That law trial was a slow business—appeared like
they warn’t ever going to get started on it; so every now and then
I’d borrow two or three dollars off of the judge for him, to keep
from getting a cowhiding. Every time he got money he got drunk;
and every time he got drunk he raised Cain around town; and every
time he raised Cain he got jailed. He was just suited—this kind
of thing was right in his line.
He got to hanging around the widow’s too much and so she told him
at last that if he didn’t quit using around there she would make
trouble for him. Well, wasn’t he mad? He said he would show who
was Huck Finn’s boss. So he watched out for me one day in the
spring, and catched me, and took me up the river about three mile
in a skiff, and crossed over to the Illinois shore where it was
woody and there warn’t no houses but an old log hut in a place
where the timber was so thick you couldn’t find it if you didn’t
know where it was.
He kept me with him all the time, and I never got a chance to run
off. We lived in that old cabin, and he always locked the door and
put the key under his head nights. He had a gun which he had
stole, I reckon, and we fished and hunted, and that was what we
lived on. Every little while he locked me in and went down to the
store, three miles, to the ferry, and traded fish and game for
whisky, and fetched it home and got drunk and had a good time, and
licked me. The widow she found out where I was by and by, and she
sent a man over to try to get hold of me; but pap drove him off
with the gun, and it warn’t long after that till I was used to
being where I was, and liked it—all but the cowhide part.
It was kind of lazy and jolly, laying off comfortable all day,
smoking and fishing, and no books nor study. Two months or more
run along, and my clothes got to be all rags and dirt, and I
didn’t see how I’d ever got to like it so well at the widow’s,
where you had to wash, and eat on a plate, and comb up, and go to
bed and get up regular, and be forever bothering over a book, and
have old Miss Watson pecking at you all the time. I didn’t want
to go back no more. I had stopped cussing, because the widow
didn’t like it; but now I took to it again because pap hadn’t no
objections. It was pretty good times up in the woods there, take
it all around.
But by and by pap got too handy with his hick’ry, and I couldn’t
stand it. I was all over welts. He got to going away so much,
too, and locking me in. Once he locked me in and was gone three
days. It was dreadful lonesome. I judged he had got drownded,
and I wasn’t ever going to get out any more. I was scared. I
made up my mind I would fix up some way to leave there. I had
tried to get out of that cabin many a time, but I couldn’t find no
way. There warn’t a window to it big enough for a dog to get
through. I couldn’t get up the chimbly; it was too narrow. The
door was thick, solid oak slabs. Pap was pretty careful not to
leave a knife or anything in the cabin when he was away; I reckon
I had hunted the place over as much as a hundred times; well, I
was most all the time at it, because it was about the only way to
put in the time. But this time I found something at last; I found
an old rusty wood-saw without any handle; it was laid in between a
rafter and the clapboards of the roof. I greased it up and went to
work. There was an old horse-blanket nailed against the logs at
the far end of the cabin behind the table, to keep the wind from
blowing through the chinks and putting the candle out. I got
under the table and raised the blanket, and went to work to saw a
section of the big bottom log out—big enough to let me through.
Well, it was a good long job, but I was getting towards the end of
it when I heard pap’s gun in the woods. I got rid of the signs of
my work, and dropped the blanket and hid my saw, and pretty soon
pap come in.
Pap warn’t in a good humor—so he was his natural self. He said he
was down town, and everything was going wrong. His lawyer said he
reckoned he would win his lawsuit and get the money if they ever
got started on the trial; but then there was ways to put it off a
long time, and Judge Thatcher knowed how to do it. And he said
people allowed there’d be another trial to get me away from him
and give me to the widow for my guardian, and they guessed it
would win this time. This shook me up considerable, because I
didn’t want to go back to the widow’s any more and be so cramped
up and sivilized, as they called it. Then the old man got to
cussing, and cussed everything and everybody he could think of,
and then cussed them all over again to make sure he hadn’t skipped
any, and after that he polished off with a kind of a general cuss
all round, including a considerable parcel of people which he
didn’t know the names of, and so called them what’s-his-name when
he got to them, and went right along with his cussing.
He said he would like to see the widow get me. He said he would
watch out, and if they tried to come any such game on him he
knowed of a place six or seven mile off to stow me in, where they
might hunt till they dropped and they couldn’t find me. That made
me pretty uneasy again, but only for a minute; I reckoned I
wouldn’t stay on hand till he got that chance.
The old man made me go to the skiff and fetch the things he had
got. There was a fifty-pound sack of corn meal, and a side of
bacon, ammunition, and a four-gallon jug of whisky, and an old
book and two newspapers for wadding, besides some tow. I toted up
a load, and went back and set down on the bow of the skiff to
rest. I thought it all over, and I reckoned I would walk off with
the gun and some lines, and take to the woods when I run away. I
guessed I wouldn’t stay in one place, but just tramp right across
the country, mostly night times, and hunt and fish to keep alive,
and so get so far away that the old man nor the widow couldn’t
ever find me any more. I judged I would saw out and leave that
night if pap got drunk enough, and I reckoned he would. I got so
full of it I didn’t notice how long I was staying till the old man
hollered and asked me whether I was asleep or drownded.
I got the things all up to the cabin, and then it was about dark.
While I was cooking supper the old man took a swig or two and got
sort of warmed up, and went to ripping again. He had been drunk
over in town, and laid in the gutter all night, and he was a sight
to look at. A body would a thought he was Adam—he was just all
mud. Whenever his liquor begun to work he most always went for
the govment, this time he says:
“Call this a govment! why, just look at it and see what it’s like.
Here’s the law a-standing ready to take a man’s son away from
him—a man’s own son, which he has had all the trouble and all the
anxiety and all the expense of raising. Yes, just as that man has
got that son raised at last, and ready to go to work and begin to
do suthin’ for him and give him a rest, the law up and goes for
him. And they call that govment! That ain’t all, nuther. The
law backs that old Judge Thatcher up and helps him to keep me out
o’ my property. Here’s what the law does: The law takes a man
worth six thousand dollars and up’ards, and jams him into an old
trap of a cabin like this, and lets him go round in clothes that
ain’t fitten for a hog. They call that govment! A man can’t get
his rights in a govment like this. Sometimes I’ve a mighty notion
to just leave the country for good and all. Yes, and I told ’em
so; I told old Thatcher so to his face. Lots of ’em heard me, and
can tell what I said. Says I, for two cents I’d leave the blamed
country and never come a-near it agin. Them’s the very words. I
says look at my hat—if you call it a hat—but the lid raises up and
the rest of it goes down till it’s below my chin, and then it
ain’t rightly a hat at all, but more like my head was shoved up
through a jint o’ stove-pipe. Look at it, says I—such a hat for
me to wear—one of the wealthiest men in this town if I could git
my rights.
“Oh, yes, this is a wonderful govment, wonderful. Why, looky
here. There was a free nigger there from Ohio—a mulatter, most as
white as a white man. He had the whitest shirt on you ever see,
too, and the shiniest hat; and there ain’t a man in that town
that’s got as fine clothes as what he had; and he had a gold watch
and chain, and a silver-headed cane—the awfulest old gray-headed
nabob in the State. And what do you think? They said he was a
p’fessor in a college, and could talk all kinds of languages, and
knowed everything. And that ain’t the wust. They said he could
vote when he was at home. Well, that let me out. Thinks I, what
is the country a-coming to? It was ’lection day, and I was just
about to go and vote myself if I warn’t too drunk to get there;
but when they told me there was a State in this country where
they’d let that nigger vote, I drawed out. I says I’ll never vote
agin. Them’s the very words I said; they all heard me; and the
country may rot for all me—I’ll never vote agin as long as I
live. And to see the cool way of that nigger—why, he wouldn’t a
give me the road if I hadn’t shoved him out o’ the way. I says to
the people, why ain’t this nigger put up at auction and
sold?—that’s what I want to know. And what do you reckon they
said? Why, they said he couldn’t be sold till he’d been in the
State six months, and he hadn’t been there that long yet. There,
now—that’s a specimen. They call that a govment that can’t sell a
free nigger till he’s been in the State six months. Here’s a
govment that calls itself a govment, and lets on to be a govment,
and thinks it is a govment, and yet’s got to set stock-still for
six whole months before it can take a hold of a prowling,
thieving, infernal, white-shirted free nigger, and—”
Pap was agoing on so he never noticed where his old limber legs
was taking him to, so he went head over heels over the tub of salt
pork and barked both shins, and the rest of his speech was all the
hottest kind of language—mostly hove at the nigger and the
govment, though he give the tub some, too, all along, here and
there. He hopped around the cabin considerable, first on one leg
and then on the other, holding first one shin and then the other
one, and at last he let out with his left foot all of a sudden and
fetched the tub a rattling kick. But it warn’t good judgment,
because that was the boot that had a couple of his toes leaking
out of the front end of it; so now he raised a howl that fairly
made a body’s hair raise, and down he went in the dirt, and rolled
there, and held his toes; and the cussing he done then laid over
anything he had ever done previous. He said so his own self
afterwards. He had heard old Sowberry Hagan in his best days, and
he said it laid over him, too; but I reckon that was sort of
piling it on, maybe.
After supper pap took the jug, and said he had enough whisky there
for two drunks and one delirium tremens. That was always his
word. I judged he would be blind drunk in about an hour, and then
I would steal the key, or saw myself out, one or t’other. He
drank and drank, and tumbled down on his blankets by and by; but
luck didn’t run my way. He didn’t go sound asleep, but was
uneasy. He groaned and moaned and thrashed around this way and
that for a long time. At last I got so sleepy I couldn’t keep my
eyes open all I could do, and so before I knowed what I was about
I was sound asleep, and the candle burning.
I don’t know how long I was asleep, but all of a sudden there was
an awful scream and I was up. There was pap looking wild, and
skipping around every which way and yelling about snakes. He said
they was crawling up his legs; and then he would give a jump and
scream, and say one had bit him on the cheek—but I couldn’t see no
snakes. He started and run round and round the cabin, hollering
“Take him off! take him off! he’s biting me on the neck!” I never
see a man look so wild in the eyes. Pretty soon he was all fagged
out, and fell down panting; then he rolled over and over wonderful
fast, kicking things every which way, and striking and grabbing at
the air with his hands, and screaming and saying there was devils
a-hold of him. He wore out by and by, and laid still a while,
moaning. Then he laid stiller, and didn’t make a sound. I could
hear the owls and the wolves away off in the woods, and it seemed
terrible still. He was laying over by the corner. By and by he
raised up part way and listened, with his head to one side. He
says, very low:
“Tramp—tramp—tramp; that’s the dead; tramp—tramp—tramp; they’re
coming after me; but I won’t go. Oh, they’re here! don’t touch
me—don’t! hands off—they’re cold; let go. Oh, let a poor devil
alone!”
Then he went down on all fours and crawled off, begging them to
let him alone, and he rolled himself up in his blanket and
wallowed in under the old pine table, still a-begging; and then he
went to crying. I could hear him through the blanket.
By and by he rolled out and jumped up on his feet looking wild,
and he see me and went for me. He chased me round and round the
place with a clasp-knife, calling me the Angel of Death, and
saying he would kill me, and then I couldn’t come for him no
more. I begged, and told him I was only Huck; but he laughed such
a screechy laugh, and roared and cussed, and kept on chasing me
up. Once when I turned short and dodged under his arm he made a
grab and got me by the jacket between my shoulders, and I thought
I was gone; but I slid out of the jacket quick as lightning, and
saved myself. Pretty soon he was all tired out, and dropped down
with his back against the door, and said he would rest a minute
and then kill me. He put his knife under him, and said he would
sleep and get strong, and then he would see who was who.
So he dozed off pretty soon. By and by I got the old split-bottom
chair and clumb up as easy as I could, not to make any noise, and
got down the gun. I slipped the ramrod down it to make sure it
was loaded, then I laid it across the turnip barrel, pointing
towards pap, and set down behind it to wait for him to stir. And
how slow and still the time did drag along.
CHAPTER VII.
“GIT up! What you ’bout?”
I opened my eyes and looked around, trying to make out where I
was. It was after sun-up, and I had been sound asleep. Pap was
standing over me looking sour and sick, too. He says:
“What you doin’ with this gun?”
I judged he didn’t know nothing about what he had been doing, so I
says:
“Somebody tried to get in, so I was laying for him.”
“Why didn’t you roust me out?”
“Well, I tried to, but I couldn’t; I couldn’t budge you.”
“Well, all right. Don’t stand there palavering all day, but out
with you and see if there’s a fish on the lines for breakfast.
I’ll be along in a minute.”
He unlocked the door, and I cleared out up the river-bank. I
noticed some pieces of limbs and such things floating down, and a
sprinkling of bark; so I knowed the river had begun to rise. I
reckoned I would have great times now if I was over at the town.
The June rise used to be always luck for me; because as soon as
that rise begins here comes cordwood floating down, and pieces of
log rafts—sometimes a dozen logs together; so all you have to do
is to catch them and sell them to the wood-yards and the sawmill.
I went along up the bank with one eye out for pap and t’other one
out for what the rise might fetch along. Well, all at once here
comes a canoe; just a beauty, too, about thirteen or fourteen foot
long, riding high like a duck. I shot head-first off of the bank
like a frog, clothes and all on, and struck out for the canoe. I
just expected there’d be somebody laying down in it, because
people often done that to fool folks, and when a chap had pulled a
skiff out most to it they’d raise up and laugh at him. But it
warn’t so this time. It was a drift-canoe sure enough, and I
clumb in and paddled her ashore. Thinks I, the old man will be
glad when he sees this—she’s worth ten dollars. But when I got to
shore pap wasn’t in sight yet, and as I was running her into a
little creek like a gully, all hung over with vines and willows, I
struck another idea: I judged I’d hide her good, and then, ’stead
of taking to the woods when I run off, I’d go down the river about
fifty mile and camp in one place for good, and not have such a
rough time tramping on foot.
It was pretty close to the shanty, and I thought I heard the old
man coming all the time; but I got her hid; and then I out and
looked around a bunch of willows, and there was the old man down
the path a piece just drawing a bead on a bird with his gun. So
he hadn’t seen anything.
When he got along I was hard at it taking up a “trot” line. He
abused me a little for being so slow; but I told him I fell in the
river, and that was what made me so long. I knowed he would see I
was wet, and then he would be asking questions. We got five
catfish off the lines and went home.
While we laid off after breakfast to sleep up, both of us being
about wore out, I got to thinking that if I could fix up some way
to keep pap and the widow from trying to follow me, it would be a
certainer thing than trusting to luck to get far enough off before
they missed me; you see, all kinds of things might happen. Well,
I didn’t see no way for a while, but by and by pap raised up a
minute to drink another barrel of water, and he says:
“Another time a man comes a-prowling round here you roust me out,
you hear? That man warn’t here for no good. I’d a shot him. Next
time you roust me out, you hear?”
Then he dropped down and went to sleep again; but what he had been
saying give me the very idea I wanted. I says to myself, I can
fix it now so nobody won’t think of following me.
About twelve o’clock we turned out and went along up the bank.
The river was coming up pretty fast, and lots of driftwood going
by on the rise. By and by along comes part of a log raft—nine logs
fast together. We went out with the skiff and towed it ashore.
Then we had dinner. Anybody but pap would a waited and seen the
day through, so as to catch more stuff; but that warn’t pap’s
style. Nine logs was enough for one time; he must shove right
over to town and sell. So he locked me in and took the skiff, and
started off towing the raft about half-past three. I judged he
wouldn’t come back that night. I waited till I reckoned he had
got a good start; then I out with my saw, and went to work on that
log again. Before he was t’other side of the river I was out of
the hole; him and his raft was just a speck on the water away off
yonder.
I took the sack of corn meal and took it to where the canoe was
hid, and shoved the vines and branches apart and put it in; then I
done the same with the side of bacon; then the whisky-jug. I took
all the coffee and sugar there was, and all the ammunition; I took
the wadding; I took the bucket and gourd; I took a dipper and a
tin cup, and my old saw and two blankets, and the skillet and the
coffee-pot. I took fish-lines and matches and other
things—everything that was worth a cent. I cleaned out the
place. I wanted an axe, but there wasn’t any, only the one out at
the woodpile, and I knowed why I was going to leave that. I
fetched out the gun, and now I was done.
I had wore the ground a good deal crawling out of the hole and
dragging out so many things. So I fixed that as good as I could
from the outside by scattering dust on the place, which covered up
the smoothness and the sawdust. Then I fixed the piece of log
back into its place, and put two rocks under it and one against it
to hold it there, for it was bent up at that place and didn’t
quite touch ground. If you stood four or five foot away and
didn’t know it was sawed, you wouldn’t never notice it; and
besides, this was the back of the cabin, and it warn’t likely
anybody would go fooling around there.
It was all grass clear to the canoe, so I hadn’t left a track. I
followed around to see. I stood on the bank and looked out over
the river. All safe. So I took the gun and went up a piece into
the woods, and was hunting around for some birds when I see a wild
pig; hogs soon went wild in them bottoms after they had got away
from the prairie farms. I shot this fellow and took him into camp.
I took the axe and smashed in the door. I beat it and hacked it
considerable a-doing it. I fetched the pig in, and took him back
nearly to the table and hacked into his throat with the axe, and
laid him down on the ground to bleed; I say ground because it was
ground—hard packed, and no boards. Well, next I took an old sack
and put a lot of big rocks in it—all I could drag—and I started it
from the pig, and dragged it to the door and through the woods
down to the river and dumped it in, and down it sunk, out of
sight. You could easy see that something had been dragged over
the ground. I did wish Tom Sawyer was there; I knowed he would
take an interest in this kind of business, and throw in the fancy
touches. Nobody could spread himself like Tom Sawyer in such a
thing as that.
Well, last I pulled out some of my hair, and blooded the axe good,
and stuck it on the back side, and slung the axe in the corner.
Then I took up the pig and held him to my breast with my jacket
(so he couldn’t drip) till I got a good piece below the house and
then dumped him into the river. Now I thought of something else.
So I went and got the bag of meal and my old saw out of the canoe,
and fetched them to the house. I took the bag to where it used to
stand, and ripped a hole in the bottom of it with the saw, for
there warn’t no knives and forks on the place—pap done everything
with his clasp-knife about the cooking. Then I carried the sack
about a hundred yards across the grass and through the willows
east of the house, to a shallow lake that was five mile wide and
full of rushes—and ducks too, you might say, in the season. There
was a slough or a creek leading out of it on the other side that
went miles away, I don’t know where, but it didn’t go to the
river. The meal sifted out and made a little track all the way to
the lake. I dropped pap’s whetstone there too, so as to look like
it had been done by accident. Then I tied up the rip in the meal
sack with a string, so it wouldn’t leak no more, and took it and
my saw to the canoe again.
It was about dark now; so I dropped the canoe down the river under
some willows that hung over the bank, and waited for the moon to
rise. I made fast to a willow; then I took a bite to eat, and by
and by laid down in the canoe to smoke a pipe and lay out a plan.
I says to myself, they’ll follow the track of that sackful of
rocks to the shore and then drag the river for me. And they’ll
follow that meal track to the lake and go browsing down the creek
that leads out of it to find the robbers that killed me and took
the things. They won’t ever hunt the river for anything but my
dead carcass. They’ll soon get tired of that, and won’t bother no
more about me. All right; I can stop anywhere I want to.
Jackson’s Island is good enough for me; I know that island pretty
well, and nobody ever comes there. And then I can paddle over to
town nights, and slink around and pick up things I want. Jackson’s
Island’s the place.
I was pretty tired, and the first thing I knowed I was asleep.
When I woke up I didn’t know where I was for a minute. I set up
and looked around, a little scared. Then I remembered. The river
looked miles and miles across. The moon was so bright I could a
counted the drift logs that went a-slipping along, black and
still, hundreds of yards out from shore. Everything was dead
quiet, and it looked late, and smelt late. You know what I mean—I
don’t know the words to put it in.
I took a good gap and a stretch, and was just going to unhitch and
start when I heard a sound away over the water. I listened.
Pretty soon I made it out. It was that dull kind of a regular
sound that comes from oars working in rowlocks when it’s a still
night. I peeped out through the willow branches, and there it
was—a skiff, away across the water. I couldn’t tell how many was
in it. It kept a-coming, and when it was abreast of me I see
there warn’t but one man in it. Think’s I, maybe it’s pap, though
I warn’t expecting him. He dropped below me with the current, and
by and by he came a-swinging up shore in the easy water, and he
went by so close I could a reached out the gun and touched him.
Well, it was pap, sure enough—and sober, too, by the way he laid
his oars.
I didn’t lose no time. The next minute I was a-spinning down
stream soft but quick in the shade of the bank. I made two mile
and a half, and then struck out a quarter of a mile or more
towards the middle of the river, because pretty soon I would be
passing the ferry landing, and people might see me and hail me. I
got out amongst the driftwood, and then laid down in the bottom of
the canoe and let her float.
I laid there, and had a good rest and a smoke out of my pipe,
looking away into the sky; not a cloud in it. The sky looks ever
so deep when you lay down on your back in the moonshine; I never
knowed it before. And how far a body can hear on the water such
nights! I heard people talking at the ferry landing. I heard what
they said, too—every word of it. One man said it was getting
towards the long days and the short nights now. T’other one said
this warn’t one of the short ones, he reckoned—and then they
laughed, and he said it over again, and they laughed again; then
they waked up another fellow and told him, and laughed, but he
didn’t laugh; he ripped out something brisk, and said let him
alone. The first fellow said he ’lowed to tell it to his old
woman—she would think it was pretty good; but he said that warn’t
nothing to some things he had said in his time. I heard one man
say it was nearly three o’clock, and he hoped daylight wouldn’t
wait more than about a week longer. After that the talk got
further and further away, and I couldn’t make out the words any
more; but I could hear the mumble, and now and then a laugh, too,
but it seemed a long ways off.
I was away below the ferry now. I rose up, and there was
Jackson’s Island, about two mile and a half down stream, heavy
timbered and standing up out of the middle of the river, big and
dark and solid, like a steamboat without any lights. There warn’t
any signs of the bar at the head—it was all under water now.
It didn’t take me long to get there. I shot past the head at a
ripping rate, the current was so swift, and then I got into the
dead water and landed on the side towards the Illinois shore. I
run the canoe into a deep dent in the bank that I knowed about; I
had to part the willow branches to get in; and when I made fast
nobody could a seen the canoe from the outside.
I went up and set down on a log at the head of the island, and
looked out on the big river and the black driftwood and away over
to the town, three mile away, where there was three or four lights
twinkling. A monstrous big lumber-raft was about a mile up
stream, coming along down, with a lantern in the middle of it. I
watched it come creeping down, and when it was most abreast of
where I stood I heard a man say, “Stern oars, there! heave her
head to stabboard!” I heard that just as plain as if the man was
by my side.
There was a little gray in the sky now; so I stepped into the
woods, and laid down for a nap before breakfast.
CHAPTER VIII.
THE sun was up so high when I waked that I judged it was after
eight o’clock. I laid there in the grass and the cool shade
thinking about things, and feeling rested and ruther comfortable
and satisfied. I could see the sun out at one or two holes, but
mostly it was big trees all about, and gloomy in there amongst
them. There was freckled places on the ground where the light
sifted down through the leaves, and the freckled places swapped
about a little, showing there was a little breeze up there. A
couple of squirrels set on a limb and jabbered at me very
friendly.
I was powerful lazy and comfortable—didn’t want to get up and cook
breakfast. Well, I was dozing off again when I thinks I hears a
deep sound of “boom!” away up the river. I rouses up, and rests
on my elbow and listens; pretty soon I hears it again. I hopped
up, and went and looked out at a hole in the leaves, and I see a
bunch of smoke laying on the water a long ways up—about abreast
the ferry. And there was the ferryboat full of people floating
along down. I knowed what was the matter now. "Boom!” I see the
white smoke squirt out of the ferryboat’s side. You see, they was
firing cannon over the water, trying to make my carcass come to
the top.
I was pretty hungry, but it warn’t going to do for me to start a
fire, because they might see the smoke. So I set there and
watched the cannon-smoke and listened to the boom. The river was
a mile wide there, and it always looks pretty on a summer
morning—so I was having a good enough time seeing them hunt for my
remainders if I only had a bite to eat. Well, then I happened to
think how they always put quicksilver in loaves of bread and float
them off, because they always go right to the drownded carcass and
stop there. So, says I, I’ll keep a lookout, and if any of them’s
floating around after me I’ll give them a show. I changed to the
Illinois edge of the island to see what luck I could have, and I
warn’t disappointed. A big double loaf come along, and I most got
it with a long stick, but my foot slipped and she floated out
further. Of course I was where the current set in the closest to
the shore—I knowed enough for that. But by and by along comes
another one, and this time I won. I took out the plug and shook
out the little dab of quicksilver, and set my teeth in. It was
“baker’s bread”—what the quality eat; none of your low-down
corn-pone.
I got a good place amongst the leaves, and set there on a log,
munching the bread and watching the ferry-boat, and very well
satisfied. And then something struck me. I says, now I reckon
the widow or the parson or somebody prayed that this bread would
find me, and here it has gone and done it. So there ain’t no
doubt but there is something in that thing—that is, there’s
something in it when a body like the widow or the parson prays,
but it don’t work for me, and I reckon it don’t work for only just
the right kind.
I lit a pipe and had a good long smoke, and went on watching. The
ferryboat was floating with the current, and I allowed I’d have a
chance to see who was aboard when she come along, because she
would come in close, where the bread did. When she’d got pretty
well along down towards me, I put out my pipe and went to where I
fished out the bread, and laid down behind a log on the bank in a
little open place. Where the log forked I could peep through.
By and by she come along, and she drifted in so close that they
could a run out a plank and walked ashore. Most everybody was on
the boat. Pap, and Judge Thatcher, and Bessie Thatcher, and Jo
Harper, and Tom Sawyer, and his old Aunt Polly, and Sid and Mary,
and plenty more. Everybody was talking about the murder, but the
captain broke in and says:
“Look sharp, now; the current sets in the closest here, and maybe
he’s washed ashore and got tangled amongst the brush at the
water’s edge. I hope so, anyway.”
I didn’t hope so. They all crowded up and leaned over the rails,
nearly in my face, and kept still, watching with all their might.
I could see them first-rate, but they couldn’t see me. Then the
captain sung out:
“Stand away!” and the cannon let off such a blast right before me
that it made me deef with the noise and pretty near blind with the
smoke, and I judged I was gone. If they’d a had some bullets in,
I reckon they’d a got the corpse they was after. Well, I see I
warn’t hurt, thanks to goodness. The boat floated on and went out
of sight around the shoulder of the island. I could hear the
booming now and then, further and further off, and by and by,
after an hour, I didn’t hear it no more. The island was three
mile long. I judged they had got to the foot, and was giving it
up. But they didn’t yet a while. They turned around the foot of
the island and started up the channel on the Missouri side, under
steam, and booming once in a while as they went. I crossed over
to that side and watched them. When they got abreast the head of
the island they quit shooting and dropped over to the Missouri
shore and went home to the town.
I knowed I was all right now. Nobody else would come a-hunting
after me. I got my traps out of the canoe and made me a nice camp
in the thick woods. I made a kind of a tent out of my blankets to
put my things under so the rain couldn’t get at them. I catched a
catfish and haggled him open with my saw, and towards sundown I
started my camp fire and had supper. Then I set out a line to
catch some fish for breakfast.
When it was dark I set by my camp fire smoking, and feeling pretty
well satisfied; but by and by it got sort of lonesome, and so I
went and set on the bank and listened to the current swashing
along, and counted the stars and drift logs and rafts that come
down, and then went to bed; there ain’t no better way to put in
time when you are lonesome; you can’t stay so, you soon get over
it.
And so for three days and nights. No difference—just the same
thing. But the next day I went exploring around down through the
island. I was boss of it; it all belonged to me, so to say, and I
wanted to know all about it; but mainly I wanted to put in the
time. I found plenty strawberries, ripe and prime; and green
summer grapes, and green razberries; and the green blackberries
was just beginning to show. They would all come handy by and by,
I judged.
Well, I went fooling along in the deep woods till I judged I
warn’t far from the foot of the island. I had my gun along, but I
hadn’t shot nothing; it was for protection; thought I would kill
some game nigh home. About this time I mighty near stepped on a
good-sized snake, and it went sliding off through the grass and
flowers, and I after it, trying to get a shot at it. I clipped
along, and all of a sudden I bounded right on to the ashes of a
camp fire that was still smoking.
My heart jumped up amongst my lungs. I never waited for to look
further, but uncocked my gun and went sneaking back on my tiptoes
as fast as ever I could. Every now and then I stopped a second
amongst the thick leaves and listened, but my breath come so hard
I couldn’t hear nothing else. I slunk along another piece
further, then listened again; and so on, and so on. If I see a
stump, I took it for a man; if I trod on a stick and broke it, it
made me feel like a person had cut one of my breaths in two and I
only got half, and the short half, too.
When I got to camp I warn’t feeling very brash, there warn’t much
sand in my craw; but I says, this ain’t no time to be fooling
around. So I got all my traps into my canoe again so as to have
them out of sight, and I put out the fire and scattered the ashes
around to look like an old last year’s camp, and then clumb a
tree.
I reckon I was up in the tree two hours; but I didn’t see nothing,
I didn’t hear nothing—I only thought I heard and seen as much as a
thousand things. Well, I couldn’t stay up there forever; so at
last I got down, but I kept in the thick woods and on the lookout
all the time. All I could get to eat was berries and what was left
over from breakfast.
By the time it was night I was pretty hungry. So when it was good
and dark I slid out from shore before moonrise and paddled over to
the Illinois bank—about a quarter of a mile. I went out in the
woods and cooked a supper, and I had about made up my mind I would
stay there all night when I hear a plunkety-plunk, plunkety-plunk,
and says to myself, horses coming; and next I hear people’s
voices. I got everything into the canoe as quick as I could, and
then went creeping through the woods to see what I could find
out. I hadn’t got far when I hear a man say:
“We better camp here if we can find a good place; the horses is
about beat out. Let’s look around.”
I didn’t wait, but shoved out and paddled away easy. I tied up in
the old place, and reckoned I would sleep in the canoe.
I didn’t sleep much. I couldn’t, somehow, for thinking. And
every time I waked up I thought somebody had me by the neck. So
the sleep didn’t do me no good. By and by I says to myself, I
can’t live this way; I’m a-going to find out who it is that’s here
on the island with me; I’ll find it out or bust. Well, I felt
better right off.
So I took my paddle and slid out from shore just a step or two,
and then let the canoe drop along down amongst the shadows. The
moon was shining, and outside of the shadows it made it most as
light as day. I poked along well on to an hour, everything still
as rocks and sound asleep. Well, by this time I was most down to
the foot of the island. A little ripply, cool breeze begun to
blow, and that was as good as saying the night was about done. I
give her a turn with the paddle and brung her nose to shore; then
I got my gun and slipped out and into the edge of the woods. I
sat down there on a log, and looked out through the leaves. I see
the moon go off watch, and the darkness begin to blanket the
river. But in a little while I see a pale streak over the
treetops, and knowed the day was coming. So I took my gun and
slipped off towards where I had run across that camp fire,
stopping every minute or two to listen. But I hadn’t no luck
somehow; I couldn’t seem to find the place. But by and by, sure
enough, I catched a glimpse of fire away through the trees. I
went for it, cautious and slow. By and by I was close enough to
have a look, and there laid a man on the ground. It most give me
the fan-tods. He had a blanket around his head, and his head was
nearly in the fire. I set there behind a clump of bushes, in
about six foot of him, and kept my eyes on him steady. It was
getting gray daylight now. Pretty soon he gapped and stretched
himself and hove off the blanket, and it was Miss Watson’s Jim! I
bet I was glad to see him. I says:
“Hello, Jim!” and skipped out.
He bounced up and stared at me wild. Then he drops down on his
knees, and puts his hands together and says:
“Doan’ hurt me—don’t! I hain’t ever done no harm to a ghos’. I
alwuz liked dead people, en done all I could for ’em. You go en
git in de river agin, whah you b’longs, en doan’ do nuffn to Ole
Jim, ’at ’uz awluz yo’ fren’.”
Well, I warn’t long making him understand I warn’t dead. I was
ever so glad to see Jim. I warn’t lonesome now. I told him I
warn’t afraid of him telling the people where I was. I talked
along, but he only set there and looked at me; never said
nothing. Then I says:
“It’s good daylight. Le’s get breakfast. Make up your camp fire
good.”
“What’s de use er makin’ up de camp fire to cook strawbries en
sich truck? But you got a gun, hain’t you? Den we kin git sumfn
better den strawbries.”
“Strawberries and such truck,” I says. "Is that what you live
on?”
“I couldn’ git nuffn else,” he says.
“Why, how long you been on the island, Jim?”
“I come heah de night arter you’s killed.”
“What, all that time?”
“Yes—indeedy.”
“And ain’t you had nothing but that kind of rubbage to eat?”
“No, sah—nuffn else.”
“Well, you must be most starved, ain’t you?”
“I reck’n I could eat a hoss. I think I could. How long you ben
on de islan’?”
“Since the night I got killed.”
“No! W’y, what has you lived on? But you got a gun. Oh, yes,
you got a gun. Dat’s good. Now you kill sumfn en I’ll make up de
fire.”
So we went over to where the canoe was, and while he built a fire
in a grassy open place amongst the trees, I fetched meal and bacon
and coffee, and coffee-pot and frying-pan, and sugar and tin cups,
and the nigger was set back considerable, because he reckoned it
was all done with witchcraft. I catched a good big catfish, too,
and Jim cleaned him with his knife, and fried him.
When breakfast was ready we lolled on the grass and eat it smoking
hot. Jim laid it in with all his might, for he was most about
starved. Then when we had got pretty well stuffed, we laid off
and lazied. By and by Jim says:
“But looky here, Huck, who wuz it dat ’uz killed in dat shanty ef
it warn’t you?”
Then I told him the whole thing, and he said it was smart. He
said Tom Sawyer couldn’t get up no better plan than what I had.
Then I says:
“How do you come to be here, Jim, and how’d you get here?”
He looked pretty uneasy, and didn’t say nothing for a minute.
Then he says:
“Maybe I better not tell.”
“Why, Jim?”
“Well, dey’s reasons. But you wouldn’ tell on me ef I uz to tell
you, would you, Huck?”
“Blamed if I would, Jim.”
“Well, I b’lieve you, Huck. I—I run off.”
“Jim!”
“But mind, you said you wouldn’ tell—you know you said you wouldn’
tell, Huck.”
“Well, I did. I said I wouldn’t, and I’ll stick to it. Honest
injun, I will. People would call me a low-down Abolitionist and
despise me for keeping mum—but that don’t make no difference. I
ain’t a-going to tell, and I ain’t a-going back there, anyways.
So, now, le’s know all about it.”
“Well, you see, it ’uz dis way. Ole missus—dat’s Miss Watson—she
pecks on me all de time, en treats me pooty rough, but she awluz
said she wouldn’ sell me down to Orleans. But I noticed dey wuz a
nigger trader roun’ de place considable lately, en I begin to git
oneasy. Well, one night I creeps to de do’ pooty late, en de do’
warn’t quite shet, en I hear old missus tell de widder she gwyne
to sell me down to Orleans, but she didn’ want to, but she could
git eight hund’d dollars for me, en it ’uz sich a big stack o’
money she couldn’ resis’. De widder she try to git her to say she
wouldn’ do it, but I never waited to hear de res’. I lit out
mighty quick, I tell you.
“I tuck out en shin down de hill, en ’spec to steal a skift ’long
de sho’ som’ers ’bove de town, but dey wuz people a-stirring yit,
so I hid in de ole tumble-down cooper-shop on de bank to wait for
everybody to go ’way. Well, I wuz dah all night. Dey wuz somebody
roun’ all de time. 'Long ’bout six in de mawnin’ skifts begin to
go by, en ’bout eight er nine every skift dat went ’long wuz
talkin’ ’bout how yo’ pap come over to de town en say you’s
killed. Dese las’ skifts wuz full o’ ladies en genlmen a-goin’
over for to see de place. Sometimes dey’d pull up at de sho’ en
take a res’ b’fo’ dey started acrost, so by de talk I got to know
all ’bout de killin’. I ’uz powerful sorry you’s killed, Huck,
but I ain’t no mo’ now.
“I laid dah under de shavin’s all day. I ’uz hungry, but I warn’t
afeard; bekase I knowed ole missus en de widder wuz goin’ to start
to de camp-meet’n’ right arter breakfas’ en be gone all day, en
dey knows I goes off wid de cattle ’bout daylight, so dey wouldn’
’spec to see me roun’ de place, en so dey wouldn’ miss me tell
arter dark in de evenin’. De yuther servants wouldn’ miss me, kase
dey’d shin out en take holiday soon as de ole folks ’uz out’n de
way.
“Well, when it come dark I tuck out up de river road, en went
’bout two mile er more to whah dey warn’t no houses. I’d made up
my mine ’bout what I’s agwyne to do. You see, ef I kep’ on tryin’
to git away afoot, de dogs ’ud track me; ef I stole a skift to
cross over, dey’d miss dat skift, you see, en dey’d know ’bout
whah I’d lan’ on de yuther side, en whah to pick up my track. So
I says, a raff is what I’s arter; it doan’ make no track.
“I see a light a-comin’ roun’ de p’int bymeby, so I wade’ in en
shove’ a log ahead o’ me en swum more’n half way acrost de river,
en got in ’mongst de drift-wood, en kep’ my head down low, en
kinder swum agin de current tell de raff come along. Den I swum
to de stern uv it en tuck a-holt. It clouded up en ’uz pooty dark
for a little while. So I clumb up en laid down on de planks. De
men ’uz all ’way yonder in de middle, whah de lantern wuz. De
river wuz a-risin’, en dey wuz a good current; so I reck’n’d ’at
by fo’ in de mawnin’ I’d be twenty-five mile down de river, en den
I’d slip in jis b’fo’ daylight en swim asho’, en take to de woods
on de Illinois side.
“But I didn’ have no luck. When we ’uz mos’ down to de head er de
islan’ a man begin to come aft wid de lantern, I see it warn’t no
use fer to wait, so I slid overboard en struck out fer de islan’.
Well, I had a notion I could lan’ mos’ anywhers, but I
couldn’t—bank too bluff. I ’uz mos’ to de foot er de islan’ b’fo’
I found’ a good place. I went into de woods en jedged I wouldn’
fool wid raffs no mo’, long as dey move de lantern roun’ so. I
had my pipe en a plug er dog-leg, en some matches in my cap, en
dey warn’t wet, so I ’uz all right.”
“And so you ain’t had no meat nor bread to eat all this time? Why
didn’t you get mud-turkles?”
“How you gwyne to git ’m? You can’t slip up on um en grab um; en
how’s a body gwyne to hit um wid a rock? How could a body do it
in de night? En I warn’t gwyne to show mysef on de bank in de
daytime.”
“Well, that’s so. You’ve had to keep in the woods all the time,
of course. Did you hear ’em shooting the cannon?”
“Oh, yes. I knowed dey was arter you. I see um go by
heah—watched um thoo de bushes.”
Some young birds come along, flying a yard or two at a time and
lighting. Jim said it was a sign it was going to rain. He said it
was a sign when young chickens flew that way, and so he reckoned
it was the same way when young birds done it. I was going to
catch some of them, but Jim wouldn’t let me. He said it was
death. He said his father laid mighty sick once, and some of them
catched a bird, and his old granny said his father would die, and
he did.
And Jim said you mustn’t count the things you are going to cook
for dinner, because that would bring bad luck. The same if you
shook the table-cloth after sundown. And he said if a man owned a
beehive and that man died, the bees must be told about it before
sun-up next morning, or else the bees would all weaken down and
quit work and die. Jim said bees wouldn’t sting idiots; but I
didn’t believe that, because I had tried them lots of times
myself, and they wouldn’t sting me.
I had heard about some of these things before, but not all of
them. Jim knowed all kinds of signs. He said he knowed most
everything. I said it looked to me like all the signs was about
bad luck, and so I asked him if there warn’t any good-luck signs.
He says:
“Mighty few—an’ dey ain’t no use to a body. What you want to know
when good luck’s a-comin’ for? Want to keep it off?” And he
said: "Ef you’s got hairy arms en a hairy breas’, it’s a sign dat
you’s agwyne to be rich. Well, dey’s some use in a sign like dat,
’kase it’s so fur ahead. You see, maybe you’s got to be po’ a long
time fust, en so you might git discourage’ en kill yo’sef ’f you
didn’ know by de sign dat you gwyne to be rich bymeby.”
“Have you got hairy arms and a hairy breast, Jim?”
“What’s de use to ax dat question? Don’t you see I has?”
“Well, are you rich?”
“No, but I ben rich wunst, and gwyne to be rich agin. Wunst I had
foteen dollars, but I tuck to specalat’n’, en got busted out.”
“What did you speculate in, Jim?”
“Well, fust I tackled stock.”
“What kind of stock?”
“Why, live stock—cattle, you know. I put ten dollars in a cow.
But I ain’ gwyne to resk no mo’ money in stock. De cow up ’n’
died on my han’s.”
“So you lost the ten dollars.”
“No, I didn’t lose it all. I on’y los’ ’bout nine of it. I sole
de hide en taller for a dollar en ten cents.”
“You had five dollars and ten cents left. Did you speculate any
more?”
“Yes. You know that one-laigged nigger dat b’longs to old Misto
Bradish? Well, he sot up a bank, en say anybody dat put in a
dollar would git fo’ dollars mo’ at de en’ er de year. Well, all
de niggers went in, but dey didn’t have much. I wuz de on’y one
dat had much. So I stuck out for mo’ dan fo’ dollars, en I said
’f I didn’ git it I’d start a bank mysef. Well, o’ course dat
nigger want’ to keep me out er de business, bekase he says dey
warn’t business ’nough for two banks, so he say I could put in my
five dollars en he pay me thirty-five at de en’ er de year.
“So I done it. Den I reck’n’d I’d inves’ de thirty-five dollars
right off en keep things a-movin’. Dey wuz a nigger name’ Bob,
dat had ketched a wood-flat, en his marster didn’ know it; en I
bought it off’n him en told him to take de thirty-five dollars
when de en’ er de year come; but somebody stole de wood-flat dat
night, en nex day de one-laigged nigger say de bank’s busted. So
dey didn’ none uv us git no money.”
“What did you do with the ten cents, Jim?”
“Well, I ’uz gwyne to spen’ it, but I had a dream, en de dream
tole me to give it to a nigger name’ Balum—Balum’s Ass dey call
him for short; he’s one er dem chuckleheads, you know. But he’s
lucky, dey say, en I see I warn’t lucky. De dream say let Balum
inves’ de ten cents en he’d make a raise for me. Well, Balum he
tuck de money, en when he wuz in church he hear de preacher say
dat whoever give to de po’ len’ to de Lord, en boun’ to git his
money back a hund’d times. So Balum he tuck en give de ten cents
to de po’, en laid low to see what wuz gwyne to come of it.”
“Well, what did come of it, Jim?”
“Nuffn never come of it. I couldn’ manage to k’leck dat money no
way; en Balum he couldn’. I ain’ gwyne to len’ no mo’ money ’dout
I see de security. Boun’ to git yo’ money back a hund’d times, de
preacher says! Ef I could git de ten cents back, I’d call it
squah, en be glad er de chanst.”
“Well, it’s all right anyway, Jim, long as you’re going to be rich
again some time or other.”
“Yes; en I’s rich now, come to look at it. I owns mysef, en I’s
wuth eight hund’d dollars. I wisht I had de money, I wouldn’ want
no mo’.”
CHAPTER IX.
I wanted to go and look at a place right about the middle of the
island that I’d found when I was exploring; so we started and soon
got to it, because the island was only three miles long and a
quarter of a mile wide.
This place was a tolerable long, steep hill or ridge about forty
foot high. We had a rough time getting to the top, the sides was
so steep and the bushes so thick. We tramped and clumb around all
over it, and by and by found a good big cavern in the rock, most
up to the top on the side towards Illinois. The cavern was as big
as two or three rooms bunched together, and Jim could stand up
straight in it. It was cool in there. Jim was for putting our
traps in there right away, but I said we didn’t want to be
climbing up and down there all the time.
Jim said if we had the canoe hid in a good place, and had all the
traps in the cavern, we could rush there if anybody was to come to
the island, and they would never find us without dogs. And,
besides, he said them little birds had said it was going to rain,
and did I want the things to get wet?
So we went back and got the canoe, and paddled up abreast the
cavern, and lugged all the traps up there. Then we hunted up a
place close by to hide the canoe in, amongst the thick willows.
We took some fish off of the lines and set them again, and begun
to get ready for dinner.
The door of the cavern was big enough to roll a hogshead in, and
on one side of the door the floor stuck out a little bit, and was
flat and a good place to build a fire on. So we built it there
and cooked dinner.
We spread the blankets inside for a carpet, and eat our dinner in
there. We put all the other things handy at the back of the
cavern. Pretty soon it darkened up, and begun to thunder and
lighten; so the birds was right about it. Directly it begun to
rain, and it rained like all fury, too, and I never see the wind
blow so. It was one of these regular summer storms. It would get
so dark that it looked all blue-black outside, and lovely; and the
rain would thrash along by so thick that the trees off a little
ways looked dim and spider-webby; and here would come a blast of
wind that would bend the trees down and turn up the pale underside
of the leaves; and then a perfect ripper of a gust would follow
along and set the branches to tossing their arms as if they was
just wild; and next, when it was just about the bluest and
blackest—FST! it was as bright as glory, and you’d have a little
glimpse of tree-tops a-plunging about away off yonder in the
storm, hundreds of yards further than you could see before; dark
as sin again in a second, and now you’d hear the thunder let go
with an awful crash, and then go rumbling, grumbling, tumbling,
down the sky towards the under side of the world, like rolling
empty barrels down stairs—where it’s long stairs and they bounce a
good deal, you know.
“Jim, this is nice,” I says. "I wouldn’t want to be nowhere else
but here. Pass me along another hunk of fish and some hot
corn-bread.”
“Well, you wouldn’t a ben here ’f it hadn’t a ben for Jim. You’d
a ben down dah in de woods widout any dinner, en gittn’ mos’
drownded, too; dat you would, honey. Chickens knows when it’s
gwyne to rain, en so do de birds, chile.”
The river went on raising and raising for ten or twelve days, till
at last it was over the banks. The water was three or four foot
deep on the island in the low places and on the Illinois bottom.
On that side it was a good many miles wide, but on the Missouri
side it was the same old distance across—a half a mile—because the
Missouri shore was just a wall of high bluffs.
Daytimes we paddled all over the island in the canoe, It was
mighty cool and shady in the deep woods, even if the sun was
blazing outside. We went winding in and out amongst the trees,
and sometimes the vines hung so thick we had to back away and go
some other way. Well, on every old broken-down tree you could see
rabbits and snakes and such things; and when the island had been
overflowed a day or two they got so tame, on account of being
hungry, that you could paddle right up and put your hand on them
if you wanted to; but not the snakes and turtles—they would slide
off in the water. The ridge our cavern was in was full of them.
We could a had pets enough if we’d wanted them.
One night we catched a little section of a lumber raft—nice pine
planks. It was twelve foot wide and about fifteen or sixteen foot
long, and the top stood above water six or seven inches—a solid,
level floor. We could see saw-logs go by in the daylight
sometimes, but we let them go; we didn’t show ourselves in
daylight.
Another night when we was up at the head of the island, just
before daylight, here comes a frame-house down, on the west side.
She was a two-story, and tilted over considerable. We paddled out
and got aboard—clumb in at an upstairs window. But it was too
dark to see yet, so we made the canoe fast and set in her to wait
for daylight.
The light begun to come before we got to the foot of the island.
Then we looked in at the window. We could make out a bed, and a
table, and two old chairs, and lots of things around about on the
floor, and there was clothes hanging against the wall. There was
something laying on the floor in the far corner that looked like a
man. So Jim says:
“Hello, you!”
But it didn’t budge. So I hollered again, and then Jim says:
“De man ain’t asleep—he’s dead. You hold still—I’ll go en see.”
He went, and bent down and looked, and says:
“It’s a dead man. Yes, indeedy; naked, too. He’s ben shot in de
back. I reck’n he’s ben dead two er three days. Come in, Huck,
but doan’ look at his face—it’s too gashly.”
I didn’t look at him at all. Jim throwed some old rags over him,
but he needn’t done it; I didn’t want to see him. There was heaps
of old greasy cards scattered around over the floor, and old
whisky bottles, and a couple of masks made out of black cloth; and
all over the walls was the ignorantest kind of words and pictures
made with charcoal. There was two old dirty calico dresses, and a
sun-bonnet, and some women’s underclothes hanging against the
wall, and some men’s clothing, too. We put the lot into the
canoe—it might come good. There was a boy’s old speckled straw
hat on the floor; I took that, too. And there was a bottle that
had had milk in it, and it had a rag stopper for a baby to suck.
We would a took the bottle, but it was broke. There was a seedy
old chest, and an old hair trunk with the hinges broke. They
stood open, but there warn’t nothing left in them that was any
account. The way things was scattered about we reckoned the
people left in a hurry, and warn’t fixed so as to carry off most
of their stuff.
We got an old tin lantern, and a butcher-knife without any handle,
and a bran-new Barlow knife worth two bits in any store, and a lot
of tallow candles, and a tin candlestick, and a gourd, and a tin
cup, and a ratty old bedquilt off the bed, and a reticule with
needles and pins and beeswax and buttons and thread and all such
truck in it, and a hatchet and some nails, and a fishline as thick
as my little finger with some monstrous hooks on it, and a roll of
buckskin, and a leather dog-collar, and a horseshoe, and some
vials of medicine that didn’t have no label on them; and just as
we was leaving I found a tolerable good curry-comb, and Jim he
found a ratty old fiddle-bow, and a wooden leg. The straps was
broke off of it, but, barring that, it was a good enough leg,
though it was too long for me and not long enough for Jim, and we
couldn’t find the other one, though we hunted all around.
And so, take it all around, we made a good haul. When we was
ready to shove off we was a quarter of a mile below the island,
and it was pretty broad day; so I made Jim lay down in the canoe
and cover up with the quilt, because if he set up people could
tell he was a nigger a good ways off. I paddled over to the
Illinois shore, and drifted down most a half a mile doing it. I
crept up the dead water under the bank, and hadn’t no accidents
and didn’t see nobody. We got home all safe.
CHAPTER X.
AFTER breakfast I wanted to talk about the dead man and guess out
how he come to be killed, but Jim didn’t want to. He said it
would fetch bad luck; and besides, he said, he might come and
ha’nt us; he said a man that warn’t buried was more likely to go
a-ha’nting around than one that was planted and comfortable. That
sounded pretty reasonable, so I didn’t say no more; but I couldn’t
keep from studying over it and wishing I knowed who shot the man,
and what they done it for.
We rummaged the clothes we’d got, and found eight dollars in
silver sewed up in the lining of an old blanket overcoat. Jim
said he reckoned the people in that house stole the coat, because
if they’d a knowed the money was there they wouldn’t a left it. I
said I reckoned they killed him, too; but Jim didn’t want to talk
about that. I says:
“Now you think it’s bad luck; but what did you say when I fetched
in the snake-skin that I found on the top of the ridge day before
yesterday? You said it was the worst bad luck in the world to
touch a snake-skin with my hands. Well, here’s your bad luck!
We’ve raked in all this truck and eight dollars besides. I wish
we could have some bad luck like this every day, Jim.”
“Never you mind, honey, never you mind. Don’t you git too peart.
It’s a-comin’. Mind I tell you, it’s a-comin’.”
It did come, too. It was a Tuesday that we had that talk. Well,
after dinner Friday we was laying around in the grass at the upper
end of the ridge, and got out of tobacco. I went to the cavern to
get some, and found a rattlesnake in there. I killed him, and
curled him up on the foot of Jim’s blanket, ever so natural,
thinking there’d be some fun when Jim found him there. Well, by
night I forgot all about the snake, and when Jim flung himself
down on the blanket while I struck a light the snake’s mate was
there, and bit him.
He jumped up yelling, and the first thing the light showed was the
varmint curled up and ready for another spring. I laid him out in
a second with a stick, and Jim grabbed pap’s whisky-jug and begun
to pour it down.
He was barefooted, and the snake bit him right on the heel. That
all comes of my being such a fool as to not remember that wherever
you leave a dead snake its mate always comes there and curls
around it. Jim told me to chop off the snake’s head and throw it
away, and then skin the body and roast a piece of it. I done it,
and he eat it and said it would help cure him. He made me take off
the rattles and tie them around his wrist, too. He said that that
would help. Then I slid out quiet and throwed the snakes clear
away amongst the bushes; for I warn’t going to let Jim find out it
was all my fault, not if I could help it.
Jim sucked and sucked at the jug, and now and then he got out of
his head and pitched around and yelled; but every time he come to
himself he went to sucking at the jug again. His foot swelled up
pretty big, and so did his leg; but by and by the drunk begun to
come, and so I judged he was all right; but I’d druther been bit
with a snake than pap’s whisky.
Jim was laid up for four days and nights. Then the swelling was
all gone and he was around again. I made up my mind I wouldn’t
ever take a-holt of a snake-skin again with my hands, now that I
see what had come of it. Jim said he reckoned I would believe him
next time. And he said that handling a snake-skin was such awful
bad luck that maybe we hadn’t got to the end of it yet. He said
he druther see the new moon over his left shoulder as much as a
thousand times than take up a snake-skin in his hand. Well, I was
getting to feel that way myself, though I’ve always reckoned that
looking at the new moon over your left shoulder is one of the
carelessest and foolishest things a body can do. Old Hank Bunker
done it once, and bragged about it; and in less than two years he
got drunk and fell off of the shot-tower, and spread himself out
so that he was just a kind of a layer, as you may say; and they
slid him edgeways between two barn doors for a coffin, and buried
him so, so they say, but I didn’t see it. Pap told me. But
anyway it all come of looking at the moon that way, like a fool.
Well, the days went along, and the river went down between its
banks again; and about the first thing we done was to bait one of
the big hooks with a skinned rabbit and set it and catch a catfish
that was as big as a man, being six foot two inches long, and
weighed over two hundred pounds. We couldn’t handle him, of
course; he would a flung us into Illinois. We just set there and
watched him rip and tear around till he drownded. We found a
brass button in his stomach and a round ball, and lots of
rubbage. We split the ball open with the hatchet, and there was a
spool in it. Jim said he’d had it there a long time, to coat it
over so and make a ball of it. It was as big a fish as was ever
catched in the Mississippi, I reckon. Jim said he hadn’t ever
seen a bigger one. He would a been worth a good deal over at the
village. They peddle out such a fish as that by the pound in the
market-house there; everybody buys some of him; his meat’s as
white as snow and makes a good fry.
Next morning I said it was getting slow and dull, and I wanted to
get a stirring up some way. I said I reckoned I would slip over
the river and find out what was going on. Jim liked that notion;
but he said I must go in the dark and look sharp. Then he studied
it over and said, couldn’t I put on some of them old things and
dress up like a girl? That was a good notion, too. So we
shortened up one of the calico gowns, and I turned up my
trouser-legs to my knees and got into it. Jim hitched it behind
with the hooks, and it was a fair fit. I put on the sun-bonnet
and tied it under my chin, and then for a body to look in and see
my face was like looking down a joint of stove-pipe. Jim said
nobody would know me, even in the daytime, hardly. I practiced
around all day to get the hang of the things, and by and by I
could do pretty well in them, only Jim said I didn’t walk like a
girl; and he said I must quit pulling up my gown to get at my
britches-pocket. I took notice, and done better.
I started up the Illinois shore in the canoe just after dark.
I started across to the town from a little below the
ferry-landing, and the drift of the current fetched me in at the
bottom of the town. I tied up and started along the bank. There
was a light burning in a little shanty that hadn’t been lived in
for a long time, and I wondered who had took up quarters there. I
slipped up and peeped in at the window. There was a woman about
forty year old in there knitting by a candle that was on a pine
table. I didn’t know her face; she was a stranger, for you
couldn’t start a face in that town that I didn’t know. Now this
was lucky, because I was weakening; I was getting afraid I had
come; people might know my voice and find me out. But if this
woman had been in such a little town two days she could tell me
all I wanted to know; so I knocked at the door, and made up my
mind I wouldn’t forget I was a girl.
CHAPTER XI.
“COME in,” says the woman, and I did. She says: "Take a cheer.”
I done it. She looked me all over with her little shiny eyes, and
says:
“What might your name be?”
“Sarah Williams.”
“Where ’bouts do you live? In this neighborhood?’
“No’m. In Hookerville, seven mile below. I’ve walked all the way
and I’m all tired out.”
“Hungry, too, I reckon. I’ll find you something.”
“No’m, I ain’t hungry. I was so hungry I had to stop two miles
below here at a farm; so I ain’t hungry no more. It’s what makes
me so late. My mother’s down sick, and out of money and
everything, and I come to tell my uncle Abner Moore. He lives at
the upper end of the town, she says. I hain’t ever been here
before. Do you know him?”
“No; but I don’t know everybody yet. I haven’t lived here quite
two weeks. It’s a considerable ways to the upper end of the town.
You better stay here all night. Take off your bonnet.”
“No,” I says; “I’ll rest a while, I reckon, and go on. I ain’t
afeared of the dark.”
She said she wouldn’t let me go by myself, but her husband would
be in by and by, maybe in a hour and a half, and she’d send him
along with me. Then she got to talking about her husband, and
about her relations up the river, and her relations down the
river, and about how much better off they used to was, and how
they didn’t know but they’d made a mistake coming to our town,
instead of letting well alone—and so on and so on, till I was
afeard I had made a mistake coming to her to find out what was
going on in the town; but by and by she dropped on to pap and the
murder, and then I was pretty willing to let her clatter right
along. She told about me and Tom Sawyer finding the six thousand
dollars (only she got it ten) and all about pap and what a hard
lot he was, and what a hard lot I was, and at last she got down to
where I was murdered. I says:
“Who done it? We’ve heard considerable about these goings on down
in Hookerville, but we don’t know who ’twas that killed Huck
Finn.”
“Well, I reckon there’s a right smart chance of people here that’d
like to know who killed him. Some think old Finn done it
himself.”
“No—is that so?”
“Most everybody thought it at first. He’ll never know how nigh he
come to getting lynched. But before night they changed around and
judged it was done by a runaway nigger named Jim.”
“Why he—”
I stopped. I reckoned I better keep still. She run on, and never
noticed I had put in at all:
“The nigger run off the very night Huck Finn was killed. So
there’s a reward out for him—three hundred dollars. And there’s a
reward out for old Finn, too—two hundred dollars. You see, he
come to town the morning after the murder, and told about it, and
was out with ’em on the ferryboat hunt, and right away after he up
and left. Before night they wanted to lynch him, but he was gone,
you see. Well, next day they found out the nigger was gone; they
found out he hadn’t ben seen sence ten o’clock the night the
murder was done. So then they put it on him, you see; and while
they was full of it, next day, back comes old Finn, and went
boo-hooing to Judge Thatcher to get money to hunt for the nigger
all over Illinois with. The judge gave him some, and that evening
he got drunk, and was around till after midnight with a couple of
mighty hard-looking strangers, and then went off with them. Well,
he hain’t come back sence, and they ain’t looking for him back
till this thing blows over a little, for people thinks now that he
killed his boy and fixed things so folks would think robbers done
it, and then he’d get Huck’s money without having to bother a long
time with a lawsuit. People do say he warn’t any too good to do
it. Oh, he’s sly, I reckon. If he don’t come back for a year
he’ll be all right. You can’t prove anything on him, you know;
everything will be quieted down then, and he’ll walk in Huck’s
money as easy as nothing.”
“Yes, I reckon so, ’m. I don’t see nothing in the way of it. Has
everybody quit thinking the nigger done it?”
“Oh, no, not everybody. A good many thinks he done it. But
they’ll get the nigger pretty soon now, and maybe they can scare
it out of him.”
“Why, are they after him yet?”
“Well, you’re innocent, ain’t you! Does three hundred dollars lay
around every day for people to pick up? Some folks think the
nigger ain’t far from here. I’m one of them—but I hain’t talked
it around. A few days ago I was talking with an old couple that
lives next door in the log shanty, and they happened to say hardly
anybody ever goes to that island over yonder that they call
Jackson’s Island. Don’t anybody live there? says I. No, nobody,
says they. I didn’t say any more, but I done some thinking. I
was pretty near certain I’d seen smoke over there, about the head
of the island, a day or two before that, so I says to myself, like
as not that nigger’s hiding over there; anyway, says I, it’s worth
the trouble to give the place a hunt. I hain’t seen any smoke
sence, so I reckon maybe he’s gone, if it was him; but husband’s
going over to see—him and another man. He was gone up the river;
but he got back to-day, and I told him as soon as he got here two
hours ago.”
I had got so uneasy I couldn’t set still. I had to do something
with my hands; so I took up a needle off of the table and went to
threading it. My hands shook, and I was making a bad job of it.
When the woman stopped talking I looked up, and she was looking at
me pretty curious and smiling a little. I put down the needle and
thread, and let on to be interested—and I was, too—and says:
“Three hundred dollars is a power of money. I wish my mother
could get it. Is your husband going over there to-night?”
“Oh, yes. He went up-town with the man I was telling you of, to
get a boat and see if they could borrow another gun. They’ll go
over after midnight.”
“Couldn’t they see better if they was to wait till daytime?”
“Yes. And couldn’t the nigger see better, too? After midnight
he’ll likely be asleep, and they can slip around through the woods
and hunt up his camp fire all the better for the dark, if he’s got
one.”
“I didn’t think of that.”
The woman kept looking at me pretty curious, and I didn’t feel a
bit comfortable. Pretty soon she says,
“What did you say your name was, honey?”
“M—Mary Williams.”
Somehow it didn’t seem to me that I said it was Mary before, so I
didn’t look up—seemed to me I said it was Sarah; so I felt sort of
cornered, and was afeared maybe I was looking it, too. I wished
the woman would say something more; the longer she set still the
uneasier I was. But now she says:
“Honey, I thought you said it was Sarah when you first come in?”
“Oh, yes’m, I did. Sarah Mary Williams. Sarah’s my first name.
Some calls me Sarah, some calls me Mary.”
“Oh, that’s the way of it?”
“Yes’m.”
I was feeling better then, but I wished I was out of there,
anyway. I couldn’t look up yet.
Well, the woman fell to talking about how hard times was, and how
poor they had to live, and how the rats was as free as if they
owned the place, and so forth and so on, and then I got easy
again. She was right about the rats. You’d see one stick his nose
out of a hole in the corner every little while. She said she had
to have things handy to throw at them when she was alone, or they
wouldn’t give her no peace. She showed me a bar of lead twisted
up into a knot, and said she was a good shot with it generly, but
she’d wrenched her arm a day or two ago, and didn’t know whether
she could throw true now. But she watched for a chance, and
directly banged away at a rat; but she missed him wide, and said
“Ouch!” it hurt her arm so. Then she told me to try for the next
one. I wanted to be getting away before the old man got back, but
of course I didn’t let on. I got the thing, and the first rat
that showed his nose I let drive, and if he’d a stayed where he
was he’d a been a tolerable sick rat. She said that was
first-rate, and she reckoned I would hive the next one. She went
and got the lump of lead and fetched it back, and brought along a
hank of yarn which she wanted me to help her with. I held up my
two hands and she put the hank over them, and went on talking
about her and her husband’s matters. But she broke off to say:
“Keep your eye on the rats. You better have the lead in your lap,
handy.”
So she dropped the lump into my lap just at that moment, and I
clapped my legs together on it and she went on talking. But only
about a minute. Then she took off the hank and looked me straight
in the face, and very pleasant, and says:
“Come, now, what’s your real name?”
“Wh—what, mum?”
“What’s your real name? Is it Bill, or Tom, or Bob?—or what is
it?”
I reckon I shook like a leaf, and I didn’t know hardly what to
do. But I says:
“Please to don’t poke fun at a poor girl like me, mum. If I’m in
the way here, I’ll—”
“No, you won’t. Set down and stay where you are. I ain’t going
to hurt you, and I ain’t going to tell on you, nuther. You just
tell me your secret, and trust me. I’ll keep it; and, what’s
more, I’ll help you. So’ll my old man if you want him to. You
see, you’re a runaway ’prentice, that’s all. It ain’t anything.
There ain’t no harm in it. You’ve been treated bad, and you made
up your mind to cut. Bless you, child, I wouldn’t tell on you.
Tell me all about it now, that’s a good boy.”
So I said it wouldn’t be no use to try to play it any longer, and
I would just make a clean breast and tell her everything, but she
musn’t go back on her promise. Then I told her my father and
mother was dead, and the law had bound me out to a mean old farmer
in the country thirty mile back from the river, and he treated me
so bad I couldn’t stand it no longer; he went away to be gone a
couple of days, and so I took my chance and stole some of his
daughter’s old clothes and cleared out, and I had been three
nights coming the thirty miles. I traveled nights, and hid
daytimes and slept, and the bag of bread and meat I carried from
home lasted me all the way, and I had a-plenty. I said I believed
my uncle Abner Moore would take care of me, and so that was why I
struck out for this town of Goshen.
“Goshen, child? This ain’t Goshen. This is St. Petersburg.
Goshen’s ten mile further up the river. Who told you this was
Goshen?”
“Why, a man I met at daybreak this morning, just as I was going to
turn into the woods for my regular sleep. He told me when the
roads forked I must take the right hand, and five mile would fetch
me to Goshen.”
“He was drunk, I reckon. He told you just exactly wrong.”
“Well, he did act like he was drunk, but it ain’t no matter now.
I got to be moving along. I’ll fetch Goshen before daylight.”
“Hold on a minute. I’ll put you up a snack to eat. You might
want it.”
So she put me up a snack, and says:
“Say, when a cow’s laying down, which end of her gets up first?
Answer up prompt now—don’t stop to study over it. Which end gets
up first?”
“The hind end, mum.”
“Well, then, a horse?”
“The for’rard end, mum.”
“Which side of a tree does the moss grow on?”
“North side.”
“If fifteen cows is browsing on a hillside, how many of them eats
with their heads pointed the same direction?”
“The whole fifteen, mum.”
“Well, I reckon you have lived in the country. I thought maybe
you was trying to hocus me again. What’s your real name, now?”
“George Peters, mum.”
“Well, try to remember it, George. Don’t forget and tell me it’s
Elexander before you go, and then get out by saying it’s George
Elexander when I catch you. And don’t go about women in that old
calico. You do a girl tolerable poor, but you might fool men,
maybe. Bless you, child, when you set out to thread a needle
don’t hold the thread still and fetch the needle up to it; hold
the needle still and poke the thread at it; that’s the way a woman
most always does, but a man always does t’other way. And when you
throw at a rat or anything, hitch yourself up a tiptoe and fetch
your hand up over your head as awkward as you can, and miss your
rat about six or seven foot. Throw stiff-armed from the shoulder,
like there was a pivot there for it to turn on, like a girl; not
from the wrist and elbow, with your arm out to one side, like a
boy. And, mind you, when a girl tries to catch anything in her
lap she throws her knees apart; she don’t clap them together, the
way you did when you catched the lump of lead. Why, I spotted you
for a boy when you was threading the needle; and I contrived the
other things just to make certain. Now trot along to your uncle,
Sarah Mary Williams George Elexander Peters, and if you get into
trouble you send word to Mrs. Judith Loftus, which is me, and I’ll
do what I can to get you out of it. Keep the river road all the
way, and next time you tramp take shoes and socks with you. The
river road’s a rocky one, and your feet’ll be in a condition when
you get to Goshen, I reckon.”
I went up the bank about fifty yards, and then I doubled on my
tracks and slipped back to where my canoe was, a good piece below
the house. I jumped in, and was off in a hurry. I went up-stream
far enough to make the head of the island, and then started
across. I took off the sun-bonnet, for I didn’t want no blinders
on then. When I was about the middle I heard the clock begin to
strike, so I stops and listens; the sound come faint over the
water but clear—eleven. When I struck the head of the island I
never waited to blow, though I was most winded, but I shoved right
into the timber where my old camp used to be, and started a good
fire there on a high and dry spot.
Then I jumped in the canoe and dug out for our place, a mile and a
half below, as hard as I could go. I landed, and slopped through
the timber and up the ridge and into the cavern. There Jim laid,
sound asleep on the ground. I roused him out and says:
“Git up and hump yourself, Jim! There ain’t a minute to lose.
They’re after us!”
Jim never asked no questions, he never said a word; but the way he
worked for the next half an hour showed about how he was scared.
By that time everything we had in the world was on our raft, and
she was ready to be shoved out from the willow cove where she was
hid. We put out the camp fire at the cavern the first thing, and
didn’t show a candle outside after that.
I took the canoe out from the shore a little piece, and took a
look; but if there was a boat around I couldn’t see it, for stars
and shadows ain’t good to see by. Then we got out the raft and
slipped along down in the shade, past the foot of the island dead
still—never saying a word.
CHAPTER XII.
IT must a been close on to one o’clock when we got below the
island at last, and the raft did seem to go mighty slow. If a
boat was to come along we was going to take to the canoe and break
for the Illinois shore; and it was well a boat didn’t come, for we
hadn’t ever thought to put the gun in the canoe, or a
fishing-line, or anything to eat. We was in ruther too much of a
sweat to think of so many things. It warn’t good judgment to put
everything on the raft.
If the men went to the island I just expect they found the camp
fire I built, and watched it all night for Jim to come. Anyways,
they stayed away from us, and if my building the fire never fooled
them it warn’t no fault of mine. I played it as low down on them
as I could.
When the first streak of day began to show we tied up to a towhead
in a big bend on the Illinois side, and hacked off cottonwood
branches with the hatchet, and covered up the raft with them so
she looked like there had been a cave-in in the bank there. A
tow-head is a sandbar that has cottonwoods on it as thick as
harrow-teeth.
We had mountains on the Missouri shore and heavy timber on the
Illinois side, and the channel was down the Missouri shore at that
place, so we warn’t afraid of anybody running across us. We laid
there all day, and watched the rafts and steamboats spin down the
Missouri shore, and up-bound steamboats fight the big river in the
middle. I told Jim all about the time I had jabbering with that
woman; and Jim said she was a smart one, and if she was to start
after us herself she wouldn’t set down and watch a camp fire—no,
sir, she’d fetch a dog. Well, then, I said, why couldn’t she tell
her husband to fetch a dog? Jim said he bet she did think of it
by the time the men was ready to start, and he believed they must
a gone up-town to get a dog and so they lost all that time, or
else we wouldn’t be here on a towhead sixteen or seventeen mile
below the village—no, indeedy, we would be in that same old town
again. So I said I didn’t care what was the reason they didn’t
get us as long as they didn’t.
When it was beginning to come on dark we poked our heads out of
the cottonwood thicket, and looked up and down and across; nothing
in sight; so Jim took up some of the top planks of the raft and
built a snug wigwam to get under in blazing weather and rainy, and
to keep the things dry. Jim made a floor for the wigwam, and
raised it a foot or more above the level of the raft, so now the
blankets and all the traps was out of reach of steamboat waves.
Right in the middle of the wigwam we made a layer of dirt about
five or six inches deep with a frame around it for to hold it to
its place; this was to build a fire on in sloppy weather or
chilly; the wigwam would keep it from being seen. We made an
extra steering-oar, too, because one of the others might get broke
on a snag or something. We fixed up a short forked stick to hang
the old lantern on, because we must always light the lantern
whenever we see a steamboat coming down-stream, to keep from
getting run over; but we wouldn’t have to light it for up-stream
boats unless we see we was in what they call a “crossing”; for the
river was pretty high yet, very low banks being still a little
under water; so up-bound boats didn’t always run the channel, but
hunted easy water.
This second night we run between seven and eight hours, with a
current that was making over four mile an hour. We catched fish
and talked, and we took a swim now and then to keep off
sleepiness. It was kind of solemn, drifting down the big, still
river, laying on our backs looking up at the stars, and we didn’t
ever feel like talking loud, and it warn’t often that we
laughed—only a little kind of a low chuckle. We had mighty good
weather as a general thing, and nothing ever happened to us at
all—that night, nor the next, nor the next.
Every night we passed towns, some of them away up on black
hillsides, nothing but just a shiny bed of lights; not a house
could you see. The fifth night we passed St. Louis, and it was
like the whole world lit up. In St. Petersburg they used to say
there was twenty or thirty thousand people in St. Louis, but I
never believed it till I see that wonderful spread of lights at
two o’clock that still night. There warn’t a sound there;
everybody was asleep.
Every night now I used to slip ashore towards ten o’clock at some
little village, and buy ten or fifteen cents’ worth of meal or
bacon or other stuff to eat; and sometimes I lifted a chicken that
warn’t roosting comfortable, and took him along. Pap always said,
take a chicken when you get a chance, because if you don’t want
him yourself you can easy find somebody that does, and a good deed
ain’t ever forgot. I never see pap when he didn’t want the
chicken himself, but that is what he used to say, anyway.
Mornings before daylight I slipped into cornfields and borrowed a
watermelon, or a mushmelon, or a punkin, or some new corn, or
things of that kind. Pap always said it warn’t no harm to borrow
things if you was meaning to pay them back some time; but the
widow said it warn’t anything but a soft name for stealing, and no
decent body would do it. Jim said he reckoned the widow was
partly right and pap was partly right; so the best way would be
for us to pick out two or three things from the list and say we
wouldn’t borrow them any more—then he reckoned it wouldn’t be no
harm to borrow the others. So we talked it over all one night,
drifting along down the river, trying to make up our minds whether
to drop the watermelons, or the cantelopes, or the mushmelons, or
what. But towards daylight we got it all settled satisfactory,
and concluded to drop crabapples and p’simmons. We warn’t feeling
just right before that, but it was all comfortable now. I was
glad the way it come out, too, because crabapples ain’t ever good,
and the p’simmons wouldn’t be ripe for two or three months yet.
We shot a water-fowl now and then that got up too early in the
morning or didn’t go to bed early enough in the evening. Take it
all round, we lived pretty high.
The fifth night below St. Louis we had a big storm after midnight,
with a power of thunder and lightning, and the rain poured down in
a solid sheet. We stayed in the wigwam and let the raft take care
of itself. When the lightning glared out we could see a big
straight river ahead, and high, rocky bluffs on both sides. By
and by says I, “Hel-lo, Jim, looky yonder!” It was a steamboat
that had killed herself on a rock. We was drifting straight down
for her. The lightning showed her very distinct. She was leaning
over, with part of her upper deck above water, and you could see
every little chimbly-guy clean and clear, and a chair by the big
bell, with an old slouch hat hanging on the back of it, when the
flashes come.
Well, it being away in the night and stormy, and all so
mysterious-like, I felt just the way any other boy would a felt
when I see that wreck laying there so mournful and lonesome in the
middle of the river. I wanted to get aboard of her and slink
around a little, and see what there was there. So I says:
“Le’s land on her, Jim.”
But Jim was dead against it at first. He says:
“I doan’ want to go fool’n ’long er no wrack. We’s doin’ blame’
well, en we better let blame’ well alone, as de good book says.
Like as not dey’s a watchman on dat wrack.”
“Watchman your grandmother,” I says; “there ain’t nothing to watch
but the texas and the pilot-house; and do you reckon anybody’s
going to resk his life for a texas and a pilot-house such a night
as this, when it’s likely to break up and wash off down the river
any minute?” Jim couldn’t say nothing to that, so he didn’t try.
"And besides,” I says, “we might borrow something worth having out
of the captain’s stateroom. Seegars, I bet you—and cost five
cents apiece, solid cash. Steamboat captains is always rich, and
get sixty dollars a month, and they don’t care a cent what a thing
costs, you know, long as they want it. Stick a candle in your
pocket; I can’t rest, Jim, till we give her a rummaging. Do you
reckon Tom Sawyer would ever go by this thing? Not for pie, he
wouldn’t. He’d call it an adventure—that’s what he’d call it; and
he’d land on that wreck if it was his last act. And wouldn’t he
throw style into it?—wouldn’t he spread himself, nor nothing?
Why, you’d think it was Christopher C’lumbus discovering
Kingdom-Come. I wish Tom Sawyer was here.”
Jim he grumbled a little, but give in. He said we mustn’t talk
any more than we could help, and then talk mighty low. The
lightning showed us the wreck again just in time, and we fetched
the stabboard derrick, and made fast there.
The deck was high out here. We went sneaking down the slope of it
to labboard, in the dark, towards the texas, feeling our way slow
with our feet, and spreading our hands out to fend off the guys,
for it was so dark we couldn’t see no sign of them. Pretty soon
we struck the forward end of the skylight, and clumb on to it; and
the next step fetched us in front of the captain’s door, which was
open, and by Jimminy, away down through the texas-hall we see a
light! and all in the same second we seem to hear low voices in
yonder!
Jim whispered and said he was feeling powerful sick, and told me
to come along. I says, all right, and was going to start for the
raft; but just then I heard a voice wail out and say:
“Oh, please don’t, boys; I swear I won’t ever tell!”
Another voice said, pretty loud:
“It’s a lie, Jim Turner. You’ve acted this way before. You
always want more’n your share of the truck, and you’ve always got
it, too, because you’ve swore ’t if you didn’t you’d tell. But
this time you’ve said it jest one time too many. You’re the
meanest, treacherousest hound in this country.”
By this time Jim was gone for the raft. I was just a-biling with
curiosity; and I says to myself, Tom Sawyer wouldn’t back out now,
and so I won’t either; I’m a-going to see what’s going on here.
So I dropped on my hands and knees in the little passage, and
crept aft in the dark till there warn’t but one stateroom betwixt
me and the cross-hall of the texas. Then in there I see a man
stretched on the floor and tied hand and foot, and two men
standing over him, and one of them had a dim lantern in his hand,
and the other one had a pistol. This one kept pointing the pistol
at the man’s head on the floor, and saying:
“I’d like to! And I orter, too—a mean skunk!”
The man on the floor would shrivel up and say, “Oh, please don’t,
Bill; I hain’t ever goin’ to tell.”
And every time he said that the man with the lantern would laugh
and say:
“’Deed you ain’t! You never said no truer thing ’n that, you bet
you.” And once he said: "Hear him beg! and yit if we hadn’t got
the best of him and tied him he’d a killed us both. And what
for? Jist for noth’n. Jist because we stood on our rights—that’s
what for. But I lay you ain’t a-goin’ to threaten nobody any
more, Jim Turner. Put up that pistol, Bill.”
Bill says:
“I don’t want to, Jake Packard. I’m for killin’ him—and didn’t he
kill old Hatfield jist the same way—and don’t he deserve it?”
“But I don’t want him killed, and I’ve got my reasons for it.”
“Bless yo’ heart for them words, Jake Packard! I’ll never forgit
you long’s I live!” says the man on the floor, sort of blubbering.
Packard didn’t take no notice of that, but hung up his lantern on
a nail and started towards where I was there in the dark, and
motioned Bill to come. I crawfished as fast as I could about two
yards, but the boat slanted so that I couldn’t make very good
time; so to keep from getting run over and catched I crawled into
a stateroom on the upper side. The man came a-pawing along in the
dark, and when Packard got to my stateroom, he says:
“Here—come in here.”
And in he come, and Bill after him. But before they got in I was
up in the upper berth, cornered, and sorry I come. Then they
stood there, with their hands on the ledge of the berth, and
talked. I couldn’t see them, but I could tell where they was by
the whisky they’d been having. I was glad I didn’t drink whisky;
but it wouldn’t made much difference anyway, because most of the
time they couldn’t a treed me because I didn’t breathe. I was too
scared. And, besides, a body couldn’t breathe and hear such
talk. They talked low and earnest. Bill wanted to kill Turner.
He says:
“He’s said he’ll tell, and he will. If we was to give both our
shares to him now it wouldn’t make no difference after the row and
the way we’ve served him. Shore’s you’re born, he’ll turn State’s
evidence; now you hear me. I’m for putting him out of his
troubles.”
“So’m I,” says Packard, very quiet.
“Blame it, I’d sorter begun to think you wasn’t. Well, then,
that’s all right. Le’s go and do it.”
“Hold on a minute; I hain’t had my say yit. You listen to me.
Shooting’s good, but there’s quieter ways if the thing’s got to be
done. But what I say is this: it ain’t good sense to go court’n
around after a halter if you can git at what you’re up to in some
way that’s jist as good and at the same time don’t bring you into
no resks. Ain’t that so?”
“You bet it is. But how you goin’ to manage it this time?”
“Well, my idea is this: we’ll rustle around and gather up
whatever pickins we’ve overlooked in the staterooms, and shove for
shore and hide the truck. Then we’ll wait. Now I say it ain’t
a-goin’ to be more’n two hours befo’ this wrack breaks up and
washes off down the river. See? He’ll be drownded, and won’t have
nobody to blame for it but his own self. I reckon that’s a
considerble sight better ’n killin’ of him. I’m unfavorable to
killin’ a man as long as you can git aroun’ it; it ain’t good
sense, it ain’t good morals. Ain’t I right?”
“Yes, I reck’n you are. But s’pose she don’t break up and wash
off?”
“Well, we can wait the two hours anyway and see, can’t we?”
“All right, then; come along.”
So they started, and I lit out, all in a cold sweat, and scrambled
forward. It was dark as pitch there; but I said, in a kind of a
coarse whisper, “Jim!” and he answered up, right at my elbow, with
a sort of a moan, and I says:
“Quick, Jim, it ain’t no time for fooling around and moaning;
there’s a gang of murderers in yonder, and if we don’t hunt up
their boat and set her drifting down the river so these fellows
can’t get away from the wreck there’s one of ’em going to be in a
bad fix. But if we find their boat we can put all of ’em in a bad
fix—for the sheriff ’ll get ’em. Quick—hurry! I’ll hunt the
labboard side, you hunt the stabboard. You start at the raft,
and—”
“Oh, my lordy, lordy! raf’’? Dey ain’ no raf’ no mo’; she done
broke loose en gone I—en here we is!”
CHAPTER XIII.
WELL, I catched my breath and most fainted. Shut up on a wreck
with such a gang as that! But it warn’t no time to be
sentimentering. We’d got to find that boat now—had to have it for
ourselves. So we went a-quaking and shaking down the stabboard
side, and slow work it was, too—seemed a week before we got to the
stern. No sign of a boat. Jim said he didn’t believe he could go
any further—so scared he hadn’t hardly any strength left, he
said. But I said, come on, if we get left on this wreck we are in
a fix, sure. So on we prowled again. We struck for the stern of
the texas, and found it, and then scrabbled along forwards on the
skylight, hanging on from shutter to shutter, for the edge of the
skylight was in the water. When we got pretty close to the
cross-hall door there was the skiff, sure enough! I could just
barely see her. I felt ever so thankful. In another second I
would a been aboard of her, but just then the door opened. One of
the men stuck his head out only about a couple of foot from me,
and I thought I was gone; but he jerked it in again, and says:
“Heave that blame lantern out o’ sight, Bill!”
He flung a bag of something into the boat, and then got in himself
and set down. It was Packard. Then Bill he come out and got in.
Packard says, in a low voice:
“All ready—shove off!”
I couldn’t hardly hang on to the shutters, I was so weak. But
Bill says:
“Hold on—’d you go through him?”
“No. Didn’t you?”
“No. So he’s got his share o’ the cash yet.”
“Well, then, come along; no use to take truck and leave money.”
“Say, won’t he suspicion what we’re up to?”
“Maybe he won’t. But we got to have it anyway. Come along.”
So they got out and went in.
The door slammed to because it was on the careened side; and in a
half second I was in the boat, and Jim come tumbling after me. I
out with my knife and cut the rope, and away we went!
We didn’t touch an oar, and we didn’t speak nor whisper, nor
hardly even breathe. We went gliding swift along, dead silent,
past the tip of the paddle-box, and past the stern; then in a
second or two more we was a hundred yards below the wreck, and the
darkness soaked her up, every last sign of her, and we was safe,
and knowed it.
When we was three or four hundred yards down-stream we see the
lantern show like a little spark at the texas door for a second,
and we knowed by that that the rascals had missed their boat, and
was beginning to understand that they was in just as much trouble
now as Jim Turner was.
Then Jim manned the oars, and we took out after our raft. Now was
the first time that I begun to worry about the men—I reckon I
hadn’t had time to before. I begun to think how dreadful it was,
even for murderers, to be in such a fix. I says to myself, there
ain’t no telling but I might come to be a murderer myself yet, and
then how would I like it? So says I to Jim:
“The first light we see we’ll land a hundred yards below it or
above it, in a place where it’s a good hiding-place for you and
the skiff, and then I’ll go and fix up some kind of a yarn, and
get somebody to go for that gang and get them out of their scrape,
so they can be hung when their time comes.”
But that idea was a failure; for pretty soon it begun to storm
again, and this time worse than ever. The rain poured down, and
never a light showed; everybody in bed, I reckon. We boomed along
down the river, watching for lights and watching for our raft.
After a long time the rain let up, but the clouds stayed, and the
lightning kept whimpering, and by and by a flash showed us a black
thing ahead, floating, and we made for it.
It was the raft, and mighty glad was we to get aboard of it
again. We seen a light now away down to the right, on shore. So
I said I would go for it. The skiff was half full of plunder which
that gang had stole there on the wreck. We hustled it on to the
raft in a pile, and I told Jim to float along down, and show a
light when he judged he had gone about two mile, and keep it
burning till I come; then I manned my oars and shoved for the
light. As I got down towards it three or four more showed—up on a
hillside. It was a village. I closed in above the shore light,
and laid on my oars and floated. As I went by I see it was a
lantern hanging on the jackstaff of a double-hull ferryboat. I
skimmed around for the watchman, a-wondering whereabouts he slept;
and by and by I found him roosting on the bitts forward, with his
head down between his knees. I gave his shoulder two or three
little shoves, and begun to cry.
He stirred up in a kind of a startlish way; but when he see it was
only me he took a good gap and stretch, and then he says:
“Hello, what’s up? Don’t cry, bub. What’s the trouble?”
I says:
“Pap, and mam, and sis, and—”
Then I broke down. He says:
“Oh, dang it now, don’t take on so; we all has to have our
troubles, and this ’n ’ll come out all right. What’s the matter
with ’em?”
“They’re—they’re—are you the watchman of the boat?”
“Yes,” he says, kind of pretty-well-satisfied like. "I’m the
captain and the owner and the mate and the pilot and watchman and
head deck-hand; and sometimes I’m the freight and passengers. I
ain’t as rich as old Jim Hornback, and I can’t be so blame’
generous and good to Tom, Dick, and Harry as what he is, and slam
around money the way he does; but I’ve told him a many a time ’t I
wouldn’t trade places with him; for, says I, a sailor’s life’s the
life for me, and I’m derned if I’d live two mile out o’ town,
where there ain’t nothing ever goin’ on, not for all his
spondulicks and as much more on top of it. Says I—”
I broke in and says:
“They’re in an awful peck of trouble, and—”
“Who is?”
“Why, pap and mam and sis and Miss Hooker; and if you’d take your
ferryboat and go up there—”
“Up where? Where are they?”
“On the wreck.”
“What wreck?”
“Why, there ain’t but one.”
“What, you don’t mean the Walter Scott?”
“Yes.”
“Good land! what are they doin’ there, for gracious sakes?”
“Well, they didn’t go there a-purpose.”
“I bet they didn’t! Why, great goodness, there ain’t no chance
for ’em if they don’t git off mighty quick! Why, how in the
nation did they ever git into such a scrape?”
“Easy enough. Miss Hooker was a-visiting up there to the town—”
“Yes, Booth’s Landing—go on.”
“She was a-visiting there at Booth’s Landing, and just in the edge
of the evening she started over with her nigger woman in the
horse-ferry to stay all night at her friend’s house, Miss
What-you-may-call-her I disremember her name—and they lost their
steering-oar, and swung around and went a-floating down, stern
first, about two mile, and saddle-baggsed on the wreck, and the
ferryman and the nigger woman and the horses was all lost, but
Miss Hooker she made a grab and got aboard the wreck. Well, about
an hour after dark we come along down in our trading-scow, and it
was so dark we didn’t notice the wreck till we was right on it;
and so we saddle-baggsed; but all of us was saved but Bill
Whipple—and oh, he was the best cretur!—I most wish ’t it had been
me, I do.”
“My George! It’s the beatenest thing I ever struck. And then
what did you all do?”
“Well, we hollered and took on, but it’s so wide there we couldn’t
make nobody hear. So pap said somebody got to get ashore and get
help somehow. I was the only one that could swim, so I made a dash
for it, and Miss Hooker she said if I didn’t strike help sooner,
come here and hunt up her uncle, and he’d fix the thing. I made
the land about a mile below, and been fooling along ever since,
trying to get people to do something, but they said, ’What, in
such a night and such a current? There ain’t no sense in it; go
for the steam ferry.’ Now if you’ll go and—”
“By Jackson, I’d like to, and, blame it, I don’t know but I will;
but who in the dingnation’s a-going’ to pay for it? Do you reckon
your pap—”
“Why that’s all right. Miss Hooker she tole me, particular, that
her uncle Hornback—”
“Great guns! is he her uncle? Looky here, you break for that
light over yonder-way, and turn out west when you git there, and
about a quarter of a mile out you’ll come to the tavern; tell ’em
to dart you out to Jim Hornback’s, and he’ll foot the bill. And
don’t you fool around any, because he’ll want to know the news.
Tell him I’ll have his niece all safe before he can get to town.
Hump yourself, now; I’m a-going up around the corner here to roust
out my engineer.”
I struck for the light, but as soon as he turned the corner I went
back and got into my skiff and bailed her out, and then pulled up
shore in the easy water about six hundred yards, and tucked myself
in among some woodboats; for I couldn’t rest easy till I could see
the ferryboat start. But take it all around, I was feeling ruther
comfortable on accounts of taking all this trouble for that gang,
for not many would a done it. I wished the widow knowed about
it. I judged she would be proud of me for helping these
rapscallions, because rapscallions and dead beats is the kind the
widow and good people takes the most interest in.
Well, before long here comes the wreck, dim and dusky, sliding
along down! A kind of cold shiver went through me, and then I
struck out for her. She was very deep, and I see in a minute
there warn’t much chance for anybody being alive in her. I pulled
all around her and hollered a little, but there wasn’t any answer;
all dead still. I felt a little bit heavy-hearted about the gang,
but not much, for I reckoned if they could stand it I could.
Then here comes the ferryboat; so I shoved for the middle of the
river on a long down-stream slant; and when I judged I was out of
eye-reach I laid on my oars, and looked back and see her go and
smell around the wreck for Miss Hooker’s remainders, because the
captain would know her uncle Hornback would want them; and then
pretty soon the ferryboat give it up and went for the shore, and I
laid into my work and went a-booming down the river.
It did seem a powerful long time before Jim’s light showed up; and
when it did show it looked like it was a thousand mile off. By
the time I got there the sky was beginning to get a little gray in
the east; so we struck for an island, and hid the raft, and sunk
the skiff, and turned in and slept like dead people.
CHAPTER XIV.
BY and by, when we got up, we turned over the truck the gang had
stole off of the wreck, and found boots, and blankets, and
clothes, and all sorts of other things, and a lot of books, and a
spyglass, and three boxes of seegars. We hadn’t ever been this
rich before in neither of our lives. The seegars was prime. We
laid off all the afternoon in the woods talking, and me reading
the books, and having a general good time. I told Jim all about
what happened inside the wreck and at the ferryboat, and I said
these kinds of things was adventures; but he said he didn’t want
no more adventures. He said that when I went in the texas and he
crawled back to get on the raft and found her gone he nearly died,
because he judged it was all up with him anyway it could be fixed;
for if he didn’t get saved he would get drownded; and if he did
get saved, whoever saved him would send him back home so as to get
the reward, and then Miss Watson would sell him South, sure.
Well, he was right; he was most always right; he had an uncommon
level head for a nigger.
I read considerable to Jim about kings and dukes and earls and
such, and how gaudy they dressed, and how much style they put on,
and called each other your majesty, and your grace, and your
lordship, and so on, ’stead of mister; and Jim’s eyes bugged out,
and he was interested. He says:
“I didn’ know dey was so many un um. I hain’t hearn ’bout none un
um, skasely, but ole King Sollermun, onless you counts dem kings
dat’s in a pack er k’yards. How much do a king git?”
“Get?” I says; “why, they get a thousand dollars a month if they
want it; they can have just as much as they want; everything
belongs to them.”
“Ain’’ dat gay? En what dey got to do, Huck?”
“They don’t do nothing! Why, how you talk! They just set around.”
“No; is dat so?”
“Of course it is. They just set around—except, maybe, when
there’s a war; then they go to the war. But other times they just
lazy around; or go hawking—just hawking and sp—Sh!—d’ you hear a
noise?”
We skipped out and looked; but it warn’t nothing but the flutter
of a steamboat’s wheel away down, coming around the point; so we
come back.
“Yes,” says I, “and other times, when things is dull, they fuss
with the parlyment; and if everybody don’t go just so he whacks
their heads off. But mostly they hang round the harem.”
“Roun’ de which?”
“Harem.”
“What’s de harem?”
“The place where he keeps his wives. Don’t you know about the
harem? Solomon had one; he had about a million wives.”
“Why, yes, dat’s so; I—I’d done forgot it. A harem’s a
bo’d’n-house, I reck’n. Mos’ likely dey has rackety times in de
nussery. En I reck’n de wives quarrels considable; en dat ’crease
de racket. Yit dey say Sollermun de wises’ man dat ever live’. I
doan’ take no stock in dat. Bekase why: would a wise man want to
live in de mids’ er sich a blim-blammin’ all de time? No—’deed he
wouldn’t. A wise man ’ud take en buil’ a biler-factry; en den he
could shet down de biler-factry when he want to res’.”
“Well, but he was the wisest man, anyway; because the widow she
told me so, her own self.”
“I doan k’yer what de widder say, he warn’t no wise man nuther.
He had some er de dad-fetchedes’ ways I ever see. Does you know
’bout dat chile dat he ’uz gwyne to chop in two?”
“Yes, the widow told me all about it.”
“Well, den! Warn’ dat de beatenes’ notion in de worl’? You jes’
take en look at it a minute. Dah’s de stump, dah—dat’s one er de
women; heah’s you—dat’s de yuther one; I’s Sollermun; en dish yer
dollar bill’s de chile. Bofe un you claims it. What does I do?
Does I shin aroun’ mongs’ de neighbors en fine out which un you de
bill do b’long to, en han’ it over to de right one, all safe en
soun’, de way dat anybody dat had any gumption would? No; I take
en whack de bill in two, en give half un it to you, en de yuther
half to de yuther woman. Dat’s de way Sollermun was gwyne to do
wid de chile. Now I want to ast you: what’s de use er dat half a
bill?—can’t buy noth’n wid it. En what use is a half a chile? I
wouldn’ give a dern for a million un um.”
“But hang it, Jim, you’ve clean missed the point—blame it, you’ve
missed it a thousand mile.”
“Who? Me? Go ’long. Doan’ talk to me ’bout yo’ pints. I reck’n
I knows sense when I sees it; en dey ain’ no sense in sich doin’s
as dat. De ’spute warn’t ’bout a half a chile, de ’spute was ’bout
a whole chile; en de man dat think he kin settle a ’spute ’bout a
whole chile wid a half a chile doan’ know enough to come in out’n
de rain. Doan’ talk to me ’bout Sollermun, Huck, I knows him by
de back.”
“But I tell you you don’t get the point.”
“Blame de point! I reck’n I knows what I knows. En mine you, de
real pint is down furder—it’s down deeper. It lays in de way
Sollermun was raised. You take a man dat’s got on’y one or two
chillen; is dat man gwyne to be waseful o’ chillen? No, he ain’t;
he can’t ’ford it. He know how to value ’em. But you take a man
dat’s got ’bout five million chillen runnin’ roun’ de house, en
it’s diffunt. He as soon chop a chile in two as a cat. Dey’s
plenty mo’. A chile er two, mo’ er less, warn’t no consekens to
Sollermun, dad fatch him!”
I never see such a nigger. If he got a notion in his head once,
there warn’t no getting it out again. He was the most down on
Solomon of any nigger I ever see. So I went to talking about
other kings, and let Solomon slide. I told about Louis Sixteenth
that got his head cut off in France long time ago; and about his
little boy the dolphin, that would a been a king, but they took
and shut him up in jail, and some say he died there.
“Po’ little chap.”
“But some says he got out and got away, and come to America.”
“Dat’s good! But he’ll be pooty lonesome—dey ain’ no kings here,
is dey, Huck?”
“No.”
“Den he cain’t git no situation. What he gwyne to do?”
“Well, I don’t know. Some of them gets on the police, and some of
them learns people how to talk French.”
“Why, Huck, doan’ de French people talk de same way we does?”
“No, Jim; you couldn’t understand a word they said—not a single
word.”
“Well, now, I be ding-busted! How do dat come?”
“I don’t know; but it’s so. I got some of their jabber out of a
book. S’pose a man was to come to you and say
Polly-voo-franzy—what would you think?”
“I wouldn’ think nuff’n; I’d take en bust him over de head—dat is,
if he warn’t white. I wouldn’t ’low no nigger to call me dat.”
“Shucks, it ain’t calling you anything. It’s only saying, do you
know how to talk French?”
“Well, den, why couldn’t he say it?”
“Why, he is a-saying it. That’s a Frenchman’s way of saying it.”
“Well, it’s a blame ridicklous way, en I doan’ want to hear no mo’
’bout it. Dey ain’ no sense in it.”
“Looky here, Jim; does a cat talk like we do?”
“No, a cat don’t.”
“Well, does a cow?”
“No, a cow don’t, nuther.”
“Does a cat talk like a cow, or a cow talk like a cat?”
“No, dey don’t.”
“It’s natural and right for ’em to talk different from each other,
ain’t it?”
“Course.”
“And ain’t it natural and right for a cat and a cow to talk
different from us?”
“Why, mos’ sholy it is.”
“Well, then, why ain’t it natural and right for a Frenchman to
talk different from us? You answer me that.”
“Is a cat a man, Huck?”
“No.”
“Well, den, dey ain’t no sense in a cat talkin’ like a man. Is a
cow a man?—er is a cow a cat?”
“No, she ain’t either of them.”
“Well, den, she ain’t got no business to talk like either one er
the yuther of ’em. Is a Frenchman a man?”
“Yes.”
“Well, den! Dad blame it, why doan’ he talk like a man? You
answer me dat!”
I see it warn’t no use wasting words—you can’t learn a nigger to
argue. So I quit.
CHAPTER XV.
WE judged that three nights more would fetch us to Cairo, at the
bottom of Illinois, where the Ohio River comes in, and that was
what we was after. We would sell the raft and get on a steamboat
and go way up the Ohio amongst the free States, and then be out of
trouble.
Well, the second night a fog begun to come on, and we made for a
towhead to tie to, for it wouldn’t do to try to run in a fog; but
when I paddled ahead in the canoe, with the line to make fast,
there warn’t anything but little saplings to tie to. I passed the
line around one of them right on the edge of the cut bank, but
there was a stiff current, and the raft come booming down so
lively she tore it out by the roots and away she went. I see the
fog closing down, and it made me so sick and scared I couldn’t
budge for most a half a minute it seemed to me—and then there
warn’t no raft in sight; you couldn’t see twenty yards. I jumped
into the canoe and run back to the stern, and grabbed the paddle
and set her back a stroke. But she didn’t come. I was in such a
hurry I hadn’t untied her. I got up and tried to untie her, but I
was so excited my hands shook so I couldn’t hardly do anything
with them.
As soon as I got started I took out after the raft, hot and heavy,
right down the towhead. That was all right as far as it went, but
the towhead warn’t sixty yards long, and the minute I flew by the
foot of it I shot out into the solid white fog, and hadn’t no more
idea which way I was going than a dead man.
Thinks I, it won’t do to paddle; first I know I’ll run into the
bank or a towhead or something; I got to set still and float, and
yet it’s mighty fidgety business to have to hold your hands still
at such a time. I whooped and listened. Away down there
somewheres I hears a small whoop, and up comes my spirits. I went
tearing after it, listening sharp to hear it again. The next time
it come I see I warn’t heading for it, but heading away to the
right of it. And the next time I was heading away to the left of
it—and not gaining on it much either, for I was flying around,
this way and that and t’other, but it was going straight ahead all
the time.
I did wish the fool would think to beat a tin pan, and beat it all
the time, but he never did, and it was the still places between
the whoops that was making the trouble for me. Well, I fought
along, and directly I hears the whoop behind me. I was tangled
good now. That was somebody else’s whoop, or else I was turned
around.
I throwed the paddle down. I heard the whoop again; it was behind
me yet, but in a different place; it kept coming, and kept
changing its place, and I kept answering, till by and by it was in
front of me again, and I knowed the current had swung the canoe’s
head down-stream, and I was all right if that was Jim and not some
other raftsman hollering. I couldn’t tell nothing about voices in
a fog, for nothing don’t look natural nor sound natural in a fog.
The whooping went on, and in about a minute I come a-booming down
on a cut bank with smoky ghosts of big trees on it, and the
current throwed me off to the left and shot by, amongst a lot of
snags that fairly roared, the currrent was tearing by them so
swift.
In another second or two it was solid white and still again. I
set perfectly still then, listening to my heart thump, and I
reckon I didn’t draw a breath while it thumped a hundred.
I just give up then. I knowed what the matter was. That cut bank
was an island, and Jim had gone down t’other side of it. It
warn’t no towhead that you could float by in ten minutes. It had
the big timber of a regular island; it might be five or six miles
long and more than half a mile wide.
I kept quiet, with my ears cocked, about fifteen minutes, I
reckon. I was floating along, of course, four or five miles an
hour; but you don’t ever think of that. No, you feel like you are
laying dead still on the water; and if a little glimpse of a snag
slips by you don’t think to yourself how fast you’re going, but
you catch your breath and think, my! how that snag’s tearing
along. If you think it ain’t dismal and lonesome out in a fog
that way by yourself in the night, you try it once—you’ll see.
Next, for about a half an hour, I whoops now and then; at last I
hears the answer a long ways off, and tries to follow it, but I
couldn’t do it, and directly I judged I’d got into a nest of
towheads, for I had little dim glimpses of them on both sides of
me—sometimes just a narrow channel between, and some that I
couldn’t see I knowed was there because I’d hear the wash of the
current against the old dead brush and trash that hung over the
banks. Well, I warn’t long loosing the whoops down amongst the
towheads; and I only tried to chase them a little while, anyway,
because it was worse than chasing a Jack-o’-lantern. You never
knowed a sound dodge around so, and swap places so quick and so
much.
I had to claw away from the bank pretty lively four or five times,
to keep from knocking the islands out of the river; and so I
judged the raft must be butting into the bank every now and then,
or else it would get further ahead and clear out of hearing—it was
floating a little faster than what I was.
Well, I seemed to be in the open river again by and by, but I
couldn’t hear no sign of a whoop nowheres. I reckoned Jim had
fetched up on a snag, maybe, and it was all up with him. I was
good and tired, so I laid down in the canoe and said I wouldn’t
bother no more. I didn’t want to go to sleep, of course; but I
was so sleepy I couldn’t help it; so I thought I would take jest
one little cat-nap.
But I reckon it was more than a cat-nap, for when I waked up the
stars was shining bright, the fog was all gone, and I was spinning
down a big bend stern first. First I didn’t know where I was; I
thought I was dreaming; and when things began to come back to me
they seemed to come up dim out of last week.
It was a monstrous big river here, with the tallest and the
thickest kind of timber on both banks; just a solid wall, as well
as I could see by the stars. I looked away down-stream, and seen
a black speck on the water. I took after it; but when I got to it
it warn’t nothing but a couple of sawlogs made fast together.
Then I see another speck, and chased that; then another, and this
time I was right. It was the raft.
When I got to it Jim was setting there with his head down between
his knees, asleep, with his right arm hanging over the
steering-oar. The other oar was smashed off, and the raft was
littered up with leaves and branches and dirt. So she’d had a
rough time.
I made fast and laid down under Jim’s nose on the raft, and began
to gap, and stretch my fists out against Jim, and says:
“Hello, Jim, have I been asleep? Why didn’t you stir me up?”
“Goodness gracious, is dat you, Huck? En you ain’ dead—you ain’
drownded—you’s back agin? It’s too good for true, honey, it’s too
good for true. Lemme look at you chile, lemme feel o’ you. No,
you ain’ dead! you’s back agin, ’live en soun’, jis de same ole
Huck—de same ole Huck, thanks to goodness!”
“What’s the matter with you, Jim? You been a-drinking?”
“Drinkin’? Has I ben a-drinkin’? Has I had a chance to be
a-drinkin’?”
“Well, then, what makes you talk so wild?”
“How does I talk wild?”
“How? Why, hain’t you been talking about my coming back, and all
that stuff, as if I’d been gone away?”
“Huck—Huck Finn, you look me in de eye; look me in de eye. Hain’t
you ben gone away?”
“Gone away? Why, what in the nation do you mean? I hain’t been
gone anywheres. Where would I go to?”
“Well, looky here, boss, dey’s sumf’n wrong, dey is. Is I me, or
who is I? Is I heah, or whah is I? Now dat’s what I wants to
know.”
“Well, I think you’re here, plain enough, but I think you’re a
tangle-headed old fool, Jim.”
“I is, is I? Well, you answer me dis: Didn’t you tote out de
line in de canoe fer to make fas’ to de tow-head?”
“No, I didn’t. What tow-head? I hain’t see no tow-head.”
“You hain’t seen no towhead? Looky here, didn’t de line pull
loose en de raf’ go a-hummin’ down de river, en leave you en de
canoe behine in de fog?”
“What fog?”
“Why, de fog!—de fog dat’s been aroun’ all night. En didn’t you
whoop, en didn’t I whoop, tell we got mix’ up in de islands en one
un us got los’ en t’other one was jis’ as good as los’, ’kase he
didn’ know whah he wuz? En didn’t I bust up agin a lot er dem
islands en have a turrible time en mos’ git drownded? Now ain’
dat so, boss—ain’t it so? You answer me dat.”
“Well, this is too many for me, Jim. I hain’t seen no fog, nor no
islands, nor no troubles, nor nothing. I been setting here
talking with you all night till you went to sleep about ten
minutes ago, and I reckon I done the same. You couldn’t a got
drunk in that time, so of course you’ve been dreaming.”
“Dad fetch it, how is I gwyne to dream all dat in ten minutes?”
“Well, hang it all, you did dream it, because there didn’t any of
it happen.”
“But, Huck, it’s all jis’ as plain to me as—”
“It don’t make no difference how plain it is; there ain’t nothing
in it. I know, because I’ve been here all the time.”
Jim didn’t say nothing for about five minutes, but set there
studying over it. Then he says:
“Well, den, I reck’n I did dream it, Huck; but dog my cats ef it
ain’t de powerfullest dream I ever see. En I hain’t ever had no
dream b’fo’ dat’s tired me like dis one.”
“Oh, well, that’s all right, because a dream does tire a body like
everything sometimes. But this one was a staving dream; tell me
all about it, Jim.”
So Jim went to work and told me the whole thing right through,
just as it happened, only he painted it up considerable. Then he
said he must start in and “’terpret” it, because it was sent for a
warning. He said the first towhead stood for a man that would try
to do us some good, but the current was another man that would get
us away from him. The whoops was warnings that would come to us
every now and then, and if we didn’t try hard to make out to
understand them they’d just take us into bad luck, ’stead of
keeping us out of it. The lot of towheads was troubles we was
going to get into with quarrelsome people and all kinds of mean
folks, but if we minded our business and didn’t talk back and
aggravate them, we would pull through and get out of the fog and
into the big clear river, which was the free States, and wouldn’t
have no more trouble.
It had clouded up pretty dark just after I got on to the raft, but
it was clearing up again now.
“Oh, well, that’s all interpreted well enough as far as it goes,
Jim,” I says; “but what does these things stand for?”
It was the leaves and rubbish on the raft and the smashed oar.
You could see them first-rate now.
Jim looked at the trash, and then looked at me, and back at the
trash again. He had got the dream fixed so strong in his head
that he couldn’t seem to shake it loose and get the facts back
into its place again right away. But when he did get the thing
straightened around he looked at me steady without ever smiling,
and says:
“What do dey stan’ for? I’se gwyne to tell you. When I got all
wore out wid work, en wid de callin’ for you, en went to sleep, my
heart wuz mos’ broke bekase you wuz los’, en I didn’ k’yer no’ mo’
what become er me en de raf’. En when I wake up en fine you back
agin, all safe en soun’, de tears come, en I could a got down on
my knees en kiss yo’ foot, I’s so thankful. En all you wuz
thinkin’ ’bout wuz how you could make a fool uv ole Jim wid a
lie. Dat truck dah is trash; en trash is what people is dat puts
dirt on de head er dey fren’s en makes ’em ashamed.”
Then he got up slow and walked to the wigwam, and went in there
without saying anything but that. But that was enough. It made
me feel so mean I could almost kissed his foot to get him to take
it back.
It was fifteen minutes before I could work myself up to go and
humble myself to a nigger; but I done it, and I warn’t ever sorry
for it afterwards, neither. I didn’t do him no more mean tricks,
and I wouldn’t done that one if I’d a knowed it would make him
feel that way.
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CHAPTER XXXI.
WE dasn’t stop again at any town for days and days; kept right
along down the river. We was down south in the warm weather now,
and a mighty long ways from home. We begun to come to trees with
Spanish moss on them, hanging down from the limbs like long, gray
beards. It was the first I ever see it growing, and it made the
woods look solemn and dismal. So now the frauds reckoned they was
out of danger, and they begun to work the villages again.
First they done a lecture on temperance; but they didn’t make
enough for them both to get drunk on. Then in another village
they started a dancing-school; but they didn’t know no more how to
dance than a kangaroo does; so the first prance they made the
general public jumped in and pranced them out of town. Another
time they tried to go at yellocution; but they didn’t yellocute
long till the audience got up and give them a solid good cussing,
and made them skip out. They tackled missionarying, and
mesmerizing, and doctoring, and telling fortunes, and a little of
everything; but they couldn’t seem to have no luck. So at last
they got just about dead broke, and laid around the raft as she
floated along, thinking and thinking, and never saying nothing, by
the half a day at a time, and dreadful blue and desperate.
And at last they took a change and begun to lay their heads
together in the wigwam and talk low and confidential two or three
hours at a time. Jim and me got uneasy. We didn’t like the look
of it. We judged they was studying up some kind of worse deviltry
than ever. We turned it over and over, and at last we made up our
minds they was going to break into somebody’s house or store, or
was going into the counterfeit-money business, or something. So
then we was pretty scared, and made up an agreement that we
wouldn’t have nothing in the world to do with such actions, and if
we ever got the least show we would give them the cold shake and
clear out and leave them behind. Well, early one morning we hid
the raft in a good, safe place about two mile below a little bit
of a shabby village named Pikesville, and the king he went ashore
and told us all to stay hid whilst he went up to town and smelt
around to see if anybody had got any wind of the Royal Nonesuch
there yet. (“House to rob, you mean,” says I to myself; “and when
you get through robbing it you’ll come back here and wonder what
has become of me and Jim and the raft—and you’ll have to take it
out in wondering.”) And he said if he warn’t back by midday the
duke and me would know it was all right, and we was to come along.
So we stayed where we was. The duke he fretted and sweated
around, and was in a mighty sour way. He scolded us for
everything, and we couldn’t seem to do nothing right; he found
fault with every little thing. Something was a-brewing, sure. I
was good and glad when midday come and no king; we could have a
change, anyway—and maybe a chance for the change on top of it. So
me and the duke went up to the village, and hunted around there
for the king, and by and by we found him in the back room of a
little low doggery, very tight, and a lot of loafers bullyragging
him for sport, and he a-cussing and a-threatening with all his
might, and so tight he couldn’t walk, and couldn’t do nothing to
them. The duke he begun to abuse him for an old fool, and the
king begun to sass back, and the minute they was fairly at it I
lit out and shook the reefs out of my hind legs, and spun down the
river road like a deer, for I see our chance; and I made up my
mind that it would be a long day before they ever see me and Jim
again. I got down there all out of breath but loaded up with joy,
and sung out:
“Set her loose, Jim! we’re all right now!”
But there warn’t no answer, and nobody come out of the wigwam.
Jim was gone! I set up a shout—and then another—and then another
one; and run this way and that in the woods, whooping and
screeching; but it warn’t no use—old Jim was gone. Then I set
down and cried; I couldn’t help it. But I couldn’t set still
long. Pretty soon I went out on the road, trying to think what I
better do, and I run across a boy walking, and asked him if he’d
seen a strange nigger dressed so and so, and he says:
“Yes.”
“Whereabouts?” says I.
“Down to Silas Phelps’ place, two mile below here. He’s a runaway
nigger, and they’ve got him. Was you looking for him?”
“You bet I ain’t! I run across him in the woods about an hour or
two ago, and he said if I hollered he’d cut my livers out—and told
me to lay down and stay where I was; and I done it. Been there
ever since; afeard to come out.”
“Well,” he says, “you needn’t be afeard no more, becuz they’ve got
him. He run off f’m down South, som’ers.”
“It’s a good job they got him.”
“Well, I reckon! There’s two hunderd dollars reward on him. It’s
like picking up money out’n the road.”
“Yes, it is—and I could a had it if I’d been big enough; I see him
first. Who nailed him?”
“It was an old fellow—a stranger—and he sold out his chance in him
for forty dollars, becuz he’s got to go up the river and can’t
wait. Think o’ that, now! You bet I’d wait, if it was seven
year.”
“That’s me, every time,” says I. "But maybe his chance ain’t
worth no more than that, if he’ll sell it so cheap. Maybe there’s
something ain’t straight about it.”
“But it is, though—straight as a string. I see the handbill
myself. It tells all about him, to a dot—paints him like a
picture, and tells the plantation he’s frum, below Newrleans.
No-sirree-bob, they ain’t no trouble ’bout that speculation, you
bet you. Say, gimme a chaw tobacker, won’t ye?”
I didn’t have none, so he left. I went to the raft, and set down
in the wigwam to think. But I couldn’t come to nothing. I
thought till I wore my head sore, but I couldn’t see no way out of
the trouble. After all this long journey, and after all we’d done
for them scoundrels, here it was all come to nothing, everything
all busted up and ruined, because they could have the heart to
serve Jim such a trick as that, and make him a slave again all his
life, and amongst strangers, too, for forty dirty dollars.
Once I said to myself it would be a thousand times better for Jim
to be a slave at home where his family was, as long as he’d got to
be a slave, and so I’d better write a letter to Tom Sawyer and
tell him to tell Miss Watson where he was. But I soon give up
that notion for two things: she’d be mad and disgusted at his
rascality and ungratefulness for leaving her, and so she’d sell
him straight down the river again; and if she didn’t, everybody
naturally despises an ungrateful nigger, and they’d make Jim feel
it all the time, and so he’d feel ornery and disgraced. And then
think of me! It would get all around that Huck Finn helped a
nigger to get his freedom; and if I was ever to see anybody from
that town again I’d be ready to get down and lick his boots for
shame. That’s just the way: a person does a low-down thing, and
then he don’t want to take no consequences of it. Thinks as long
as he can hide it, it ain’t no disgrace. That was my fix exactly.
The more I studied about this the more my conscience went to
grinding me, and the more wicked and low-down and ornery I got to
feeling. And at last, when it hit me all of a sudden that here was
the plain hand of Providence slapping me in the face and letting
me know my wickedness was being watched all the time from up there
in heaven, whilst I was stealing a poor old woman’s nigger that
hadn’t ever done me no harm, and now was showing me there’s One
that’s always on the lookout, and ain’t a-going to allow no such
miserable doings to go only just so fur and no further, I most
dropped in my tracks I was so scared. Well, I tried the best I
could to kinder soften it up somehow for myself by saying I was
brung up wicked, and so I warn’t so much to blame; but something
inside of me kept saying, “There was the Sunday-school, you could
a gone to it; and if you’d a done it they’d a learnt you there
that people that acts as I’d been acting about that nigger goes to
everlasting fire.”
It made me shiver. And I about made up my mind to pray, and see
if I couldn’t try to quit being the kind of a boy I was and be
better. So I kneeled down. But the words wouldn’t come. Why
wouldn’t they? It warn’t no use to try and hide it from Him. Nor
from me, neither. I knowed very well why they wouldn’t come. It
was because my heart warn’t right; it was because I warn’t square;
it was because I was playing double. I was letting on to give up
sin, but away inside of me I was holding on to the biggest one of
all. I was trying to make my mouth say I would do the right thing
and the clean thing, and go and write to that nigger’s owner and
tell where he was; but deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and
He knowed it. You can’t pray a lie—I found that out.
So I was full of trouble, full as I could be; and didn’t know what
to do. At last I had an idea; and I says, I’ll go and write the
letter—and then see if I can pray. Why, it was astonishing, the
way I felt as light as a feather right straight off, and my
troubles all gone. So I got a piece of paper and a pencil, all
glad and excited, and set down and wrote:
Miss Watson, your runaway nigger Jim is down here two mile
below Pikesville, and Mr. Phelps has got him and he will give
him up for the reward if you send.
Huck Finn.
I felt good and all washed clean of sin for the first time I had
ever felt so in my life, and I knowed I could pray now. But I
didn’t do it straight off, but laid the paper down and set there
thinking—thinking how good it was all this happened so, and how
near I come to being lost and going to hell. And went on
thinking. And got to thinking over our trip down the river; and I
see Jim before me all the time: in the day and in the night-time,
sometimes moonlight, sometimes storms, and we a-floating along,
talking and singing and laughing. But somehow I couldn’t seem to
strike no places to harden me against him, but only the other
kind. I’d see him standing my watch on top of his’n, ’stead of
calling me, so I could go on sleeping; and see him how glad he was
when I come back out of the fog; and when I come to him again in
the swamp, up there where the feud was; and such-like times; and
would always call me honey, and pet me and do everything he could
think of for me, and how good he always was; and at last I struck
the time I saved him by telling the men we had small-pox aboard,
and he was so grateful, and said I was the best friend old Jim
ever had in the world, and the only one he’s got now; and then I
happened to look around and see that paper.
It was a close place. I took it up, and held it in my hand. I
was a-trembling, because I’d got to decide, forever, betwixt two
things, and I knowed it. I studied a minute, sort of holding my
breath, and then says to myself:
“All right, then, I’ll go to hell”—and tore it up.
It was awful thoughts and awful words, but they was said. And I
let them stay said; and never thought no more about reforming. I
shoved the whole thing out of my head, and said I would take up
wickedness again, which was in my line, being brung up to it, and
the other warn’t. And for a starter I would go to work and steal
Jim out of slavery again; and if I could think up anything worse,
I would do that, too; because as long as I was in, and in for
good, I might as well go the whole hog.
Then I set to thinking over how to get at it, and turned over some
considerable many ways in my mind; and at last fixed up a plan
that suited me. So then I took the bearings of a woody island
that was down the river a piece, and as soon as it was fairly dark
I crept out with my raft and went for it, and hid it there, and
then turned in. I slept the night through, and got up before it
was light, and had my breakfast, and put on my store clothes, and
tied up some others and one thing or another in a bundle, and took
the canoe and cleared for shore. I landed below where I judged
was Phelps’s place, and hid my bundle in the woods, and then
filled up the canoe with water, and loaded rocks into her and sunk
her where I could find her again when I wanted her, about a
quarter of a mile below a little steam sawmill that was on the
bank.
Then I struck up the road, and when I passed the mill I see a sign
on it, “Phelps’s Sawmill,” and when I come to the farm-houses, two
or three hundred yards further along, I kept my eyes peeled, but
didn’t see nobody around, though it was good daylight now. But I
didn’t mind, because I didn’t want to see nobody just yet—I only
wanted to get the lay of the land. According to my plan, I was
going to turn up there from the village, not from below. So I
just took a look, and shoved along, straight for town. Well, the
very first man I see when I got there was the duke. He was
sticking up a bill for the Royal Nonesuch—three-night
performance—like that other time. They had the cheek, them
frauds! I was right on him before I could shirk. He looked
astonished, and says:
“Hel-lo! Where’d you come from?” Then he says, kind of glad and
eager, “Where’s the raft?—got her in a good place?”
I says:
“Why, that’s just what I was going to ask your grace.”
Then he didn’t look so joyful, and says:
“What was your idea for asking me?” he says.
“Well,” I says, “when I see the king in that doggery yesterday I
says to myself, we can’t get him home for hours, till he’s
soberer; so I went a-loafing around town to put in the time and
wait. A man up and offered me ten cents to help him pull a skiff
over the river and back to fetch a sheep, and so I went along; but
when we was dragging him to the boat, and the man left me a-holt
of the rope and went behind him to shove him along, he was too
strong for me and jerked loose and run, and we after him. We
didn’t have no dog, and so we had to chase him all over the
country till we tired him out. We never got him till dark; then
we fetched him over, and I started down for the raft. When I got
there and see it was gone, I says to myself, ’They’ve got into
trouble and had to leave; and they’ve took my nigger, which is the
only nigger I’ve got in the world, and now I’m in a strange
country, and ain’t got no property no more, nor nothing, and no
way to make my living;’ so I set down and cried. I slept in the
woods all night. But what did become of the raft, then?—and
Jim—poor Jim!”
“Blamed if I know—that is, what’s become of the raft. That old
fool had made a trade and got forty dollars, and when we found him
in the doggery the loafers had matched half-dollars with him and
got every cent but what he’d spent for whisky; and when I got him
home late last night and found the raft gone, we said, ‘That
little rascal has stole our raft and shook us, and run off down
the river.’”
“I wouldn’t shake my nigger, would I?—the only nigger I had in the
world, and the only property.”
“We never thought of that. Fact is, I reckon we’d come to
consider him our nigger; yes, we did consider him so—goodness
knows we had trouble enough for him. So when we see the raft was
gone and we flat broke, there warn’t anything for it but to try
the Royal Nonesuch another shake. And I’ve pegged along ever
since, dry as a powder-horn. Where’s that ten cents? Give it
here.”
I had considerable money, so I give him ten cents, but begged him
to spend it for something to eat, and give me some, because it was
all the money I had, and I hadn’t had nothing to eat since
yesterday. He never said nothing. The next minute he whirls on
me and says:
“Do you reckon that nigger would blow on us? We’d skin him if he
done that!”
“How can he blow? Hain’t he run off?”
“No! That old fool sold him, and never divided with me, and the
money’s gone.”
“Sold him?” I says, and begun to cry; “why, he was my nigger, and
that was my money. Where is he?—I want my nigger.”
“Well, you can’t get your nigger, that’s all—so dry up your
blubbering. Looky here—do you think you’d venture to blow on us?
Blamed if I think I’d trust you. Why, if you was to blow on us—”
He stopped, but I never see the duke look so ugly out of his eyes
before. I went on a-whimpering, and says:
“I don’t want to blow on nobody; and I ain’t got no time to blow,
nohow. I got to turn out and find my nigger.”
He looked kinder bothered, and stood there with his bills
fluttering on his arm, thinking, and wrinkling up his forehead.
At last he says:
“I’ll tell you something. We got to be here three days. If
you’ll promise you won’t blow, and won’t let the nigger blow, I’ll
tell you where to find him.”
So I promised, and he says:
“A farmer by the name of Silas Ph—” and then he stopped. You see,
he started to tell me the truth; but when he stopped that way, and
begun to study and think again, I reckoned he was changing his
mind. And so he was. He wouldn’t trust me; he wanted to make sure
of having me out of the way the whole three days. So pretty soon
he says:
“The man that bought him is named Abram Foster—Abram G. Foster—and
he lives forty mile back here in the country, on the road to
Lafayette.”
“All right,” I says, “I can walk it in three days. And I’ll start
this very afternoon.”
“No you wont, you’ll start now; and don’t you lose any time about
it, neither, nor do any gabbling by the way. Just keep a tight
tongue in your head and move right along, and then you won’t get
into trouble with us, d’ye hear?”
That was the order I wanted, and that was the one I played for. I
wanted to be left free to work my plans.
“So clear out,” he says; “and you can tell Mr. Foster whatever you
want to. Maybe you can get him to believe that Jim is your
nigger—some idiots don’t require documents—leastways I’ve heard
there’s such down South here. And when you tell him the handbill
and the reward’s bogus, maybe he’ll believe you when you explain
to him what the idea was for getting ’em out. Go ’long now, and
tell him anything you want to; but mind you don’t work your jaw
any between here and there.”
So I left, and struck for the back country. I didn’t look around,
but I kinder felt like he was watching me. But I knowed I could
tire him out at that. I went straight out in the country as much
as a mile before I stopped; then I doubled back through the woods
towards Phelps’. I reckoned I better start in on my plan straight
off without fooling around, because I wanted to stop Jim’s mouth
till these fellows could get away. I didn’t want no trouble with
their kind. I’d seen all I wanted to of them, and wanted to get
entirely shut of them.
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